Bikini body–arrrggghhh!
Bikini body. Are there two words more likely to strike fear into the heart of any woman? Maybe brazilian wax, but that fear only lasts a short while. Bikini body will haunt you all summer long. The Guardian newspaper ran a terribly serious [...]
Come back Masterchef. I need my fix.
Gosh, it's only been one night and already I'm missing Masterchef. Such a lovely show, and a powerful one--caused a time shift for the great political debate--now that's people power. I actually tried to watch the great political debate. Julia [...]
Letter to Julia
Dear Julia I know it's only been a few short weeks since you've become Prime Minister but what a lot you've achieved in that time. You've called an election, spent many long hours formulating new policies that you hope will get you [...]
Does you man smell like this? Or even look like this?
I've got a bit of confession. I tape Masterchef so I can fast forward through the ads, except for the cheese ads. I love the cheese ads. That man making comments delivered such as "I weep" and "I love listening to stories about your [...]
Whoopi Golberg and John Jarratt defend Mel Gibson. John who?
Another day, another Mel Gibson rant. It hasn't been his week has it? Actually it hasn't really been his century. So unless you have been trekking the Himalayas without wireless access for the last few weeks, you will be fully aware of the taped [...]
It’s my big arse that makes me forget things
I'm a pear. Pear shaped. Peary. I don't like pears. I want to be an apple. Empire lined dresses were invented for apples. I love empire lined dresses. What do we pear shapes get? Bootleg jeans!--which are just plain wrong in a sea of skinny [...]
What’s Julia wearing today? Should we even care? There’s an election coming up for heaven’s sake.
How is it to be a woman in public life? Take our new (highly likely to be elected in her own right) Prime Minister, Julia Gillard. She's just announced we're going to the polls on August 21 despite presently coping a bit of a caning over her asylum [...]



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