Nerdy stuff for nerds
I love to watch the SBS show Letters and Numbers. For the uninitiated it's a word creating and maths equation solving program. Rivetting? Not much, but if you tape it and cheat with the time it will stave off Alzheimers. Well that's how I'm [...]
Happy V Day
In honour of Valentine's Day, I offer you the stupidest song ever. In the world. In history. Yes, it's Heart's All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You. Yep, the song that gave us the euphemism "we walked in the garden, we planted a seed". Oh the good old [...]
Oh dear
This is one for we girls. My he's lovely. Despite those tatts. I've actually got no idea what he's selling. Don't care either.
How to get an hour glass figure
I used to wear those super duper control pantyhose. They worked a treat. Held up the bum, sucked in the gut and slimmed down the hips and thighs. Going to toilet was a total pain. Can't tell you the number of times I just gave up and peeled them off [...]
Elephants: the new cane toads
Years ago, some genius science people decided it would be a great idea to bring in cane toads to eat the bug that was eating the sugar cane. That worked out well didn't it? Anyway imagine my surprise when this little gem popped up on my trivia [...]
Since when did eating out become so darn hard?
I don't know if it's an old person thing, but I'm getting really jacked off when I eat out lately. From being totally ignored when you stand at the please wait to be seated sign to being ignored when you are actually lucky enough to score a seat, [...]
The lovechild of ugly shoes
Have you ever wondered what would happen if an ugg boot has a threesome with Croc and those trendy barefoot sneakers ever got together? No? Really? Well if you ever did, here is the result. The most hideous shoe that ever [...]
A champion tantrum
Have you ever been so cranky that you just wanted to throw shit? Or smash stuff? Or just generally behave like an out of control temper tantrum throwing two year old? Well that's how I reckon Marcos Baghdatis was feeling right after he was beaten [...]
Oh school days
This image (click on it to increase size) came to me in one of those then and now emails that are doing the rounds. Interesting isn't it. And uncomfortable close to the truth. When did we take away our children's responsibilities and blame [...]
Is your job stressful?
Sorry for being such a slack poster lately but I'm very, very busy at work (sadly blogging does not pay the electricity bill) at the moment. Like crazy busy. So at the risk of sounding like an ad for laxatives, I'll try to be more [...]
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