Posts Tagged ‘ugly fashion’
My, my haven’t you improved James Cameron
I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day. Watching the Academy Awards. Actually I don't give a toss about the Oscars, I just watch it for the dresses. I wonder if anyone will have a Hayley Bracken moment. I'm tipping no, because they pay [...]
5 stupid things you should stop
I've got a shocker of a cold at the moment, therefore I am tired and grumpy and hot and bothered and quite cross with the whole world. So naturally it's time for me to vent a little. So here is my list of stupid shit that should stop in the [...]
Give me a set of those Bracken bazookas
God it's been hot. So hot that the cold water in the tap runs hot. So hot that you don't even bother with the GHD because your hair's going to frizz anyway. So hot that wearing clothes should be optional. So in the spirit of things I decided to go [...]
Man tan gone wrong
Oh dear, this is what happens when you let men loose in your makeup bag. I warned you about this last week with my post on Man Spanx. Gen Xer Bradley Cooper, who has been in every movie made for the last six months, was obviously feeling a [...]
5 things I’m not doing this year
This is the anti-resolution list. You probably set your New Year resolutions on December 31 and broke them by January 1. And why wouldn't you? How in the hell can you resolved to eat properly nursing the mother of all NYE hangovers when everyone [...]
Do you wear your pjs all day?
A school in the UK has banned parents from dropping off and picking up children from school while wearing their pyjamas. What's the world coming to? Has it gone mad? Just when I was getting used to the flicky blow dry and designer upmarket [...]
I don’t get Kate Moss
OK, I'm probably going to upset you fashionistas out there, but you know what, I just don't get Kate Moss. With full hair and makeup she's quite stunning, but aren't we all. But you know you'd be lucky to find a photo of Ms Moss in full hair and [...]
Sayonara Brangelina
What is going on with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Blogs are saying they're splitsville, pro Brangelina bloggers are saying they're still together and, at the end of the day, why do we care? This is why we care. It's the grand finale to a nasty [...]
Tattoos are so passé, darling
I am a tattoo virgin, and I fully intend to remain that way. You know why? Because tattoos are overdone. Everyone has got one. They're common. I'll go so far to say that they're boring, they're pedestrian. Yes you NFL player with the full [...]
At least you don’t have to wear this to work
Air New Zealand is in the spotlight for expecting its staff to wear the world's most hideous uniform. (It's also in the spotlight for its Cougar advertisement, but that's another story--talk about kicking own goals Air NZ). Not since the 2008 [...]
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