Posts Tagged ‘ugly fashion’
So what are you up to for Melbourne Cup, darling?
Bart Cummings is on the front page of the paper, the shops are full of frilly frou frou and champagne's on special. It must be Melbourne Cup Day, my absolute favourite Day of the year. What's not to like especially since it gives me license to [...]
Mummy, why do you have an alien tattooed on your arm?
Image OK, football players and bogans who tattoo your kids' names all over your body--I take it back. I've misjudged you all this time. I thought you did it so you'd remember their names but I was wrong. You're not dumb at all, you are in fact [...]
Pimped up uggies
Ugg boots have me torn. Can't decide whether I hate them or merely dislike them. It appears though that I may be on my own here. Everyone in London is wearing them at the moment. Yes I know it's cold, but they're still sheepskin lined boots that [...]
Things that make me all weepy. What about you?
I like to think of myself as an unsentimental person. I don't hoard stuff, I don't get bogged down in anniversaries and the like. But basically that's all crap because put a fluffy yellow duck or a labrador puppy with toilet paper and I'm sniffling [...]
Camelflage your camel toe
Gosh this being a woman is difficult. All the things we have to worry about. Saggy arse, droopy tits, fat stomachs, love handles and on and on--I'm just depressing myself now. But lucky for us we've got innovative companies like Camelflage taking [...]
Oh Kevin, you old smoothie, you
Last week Kevin Rudd, our new Foreign Minister, chatted up Hillary Clinton, US Secretary of State and this picture is the result. The hairstyle is hideous, but let's just say the chatting up bit was a bit creepy saucy. Hillary said that the [...]
Barbie does Brownlow
I guess when you look like a real walking Barbie doll there are really only two looks you can pull off--a) leave something to the imagination or b) if you've got it flaunt it. I guess there's always c)sexy librarian too, but options a) and c) [...]
Would you vatoo your vajayjay?
It's just occurred to me that I haven't blogged about vaginal enhancement for simply ages. Considering that Would you Vajazzle your Vajajay is my most popular post by a long shot, it's little wonder that I have such a fixation on the prettying up of [...]
Drink, smoke–the government demands it. Well it is the Russians
I was waiting in the ten item or less checkout the other day when I must admit I behaved appallingly. No, I didn't try to sneak through 15 items, though you'd be amazed at the number of people who do. No my poor behaviour came down to judging. A [...]
Only 24 more sleeps to the Commonwealth Games
So I'll bet you didn't know there were only 24 more days till the Commonwealth Games began? It's sort of been off the radar with the fact that half the stadiums aren't finished and people are being paid $4 an hour for their labour. And there's that [...]
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