Posts Tagged ‘ugly fashion’
There’s a list of ugly baby names
That Twitter is an amazing research device. Really we should just rid of all those people who do research for a job and just listen to Twitter. It's got its finger on the pulse of the world. (I just made that up but if anyone thinks it workable in [...]
Gotta get me some of that juice
Watching Toddlers and Tiaras is a bit like looking at a car crash. You know you should look away but there's something about tragedy that just sucks you in. Like Honey Boo Boo. God bless Honey Boo Boo, daughter of the world's most delusional [...]
How to get an hour glass figure
I used to wear those super duper control pantyhose. They worked a treat. Held up the bum, sucked in the gut and slimmed down the hips and thighs. Going to toilet was a total pain. Can't tell you the number of times I just gave up and peeled them off [...]
The lovechild of ugly shoes
Have you ever wondered what would happen if an ugg boot has a threesome with Croc and those trendy barefoot sneakers ever got together? No? Really? Well if you ever did, here is the result. The most hideous shoe that ever [...]
Ten lessons from a tropical island
I'm keeping my tropical island holiday theme going today as I learned some valuable lessons that I thought you might like to know. Also now that I am back at work I just want to remind myself that not so long I was on a tropical island. So here [...]
Weight loss ads pre Jenny Craig
Jenny Craig doesn't have the handle on weightloss ads. No they've been around forever. Check out these vintage ads for all the fatties out there. Eating disorder anyone or maybe just a tape worm?
Keep your secrets in your bra
OK, I'm going to own up here. I have been known to stash a tissue down my bra. Not to make my boobs look bigger mind, just more the convenience of having somewhere to stash a snotty tissue if I've got a cold. Classy! I may or may not also stash [...]
Slap your way to bigger boobs
The idea of a boob job scares me in a big way. I worry that I wouldn't be able to lay on my stomach and would have to excavate two holes so I could stretch out at the beach. I worry that I'd get that big canyon in between them. I have visions of [...]
Babies are the new black
This is my from my weekly Gen X Girl column in the Townsville Bulletin's Savvy magazine. Have you noticed that children, especially babies, are the new black? They’re everywhere. Once upon a time celebrities used to accessorise their outfits [...]
You think you look young but apparently you look dumb
Last Sunday morning I was sitting around with my husband and daughter drinking Bloody Marys at 9am. We were a bit under the weather from the night before, decided to do a bit of family bonding--good time had by all. I was relating the story to a [...]
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