Posts Tagged ‘teenagers’
Kim Who?
Did you see Kim Kardashian was mobbed by Brisbane teenagers when she visited here last week? Kim who you ask? Why that's Kim Kardashian, she of the famous Kardashian clan. Still none the wiser? Silly you, I'll explain. Kim Kardashian is an [...]
Bieber Fever
Did you see the Justin Bieber fever on the news last night? What a laugh. Hundreds of rabid teenage girls trying to get a glimpse of the little Canadian songster while the police showed just how ineffectual they were in dealing with the real [...]
Honesty Ricky. Really?
Did you know Ricky Martin's come out of the closet? What's that? Surprised are you? Not. Actually Ricky should blame his whole I'm not gay front for his decline in popularity. That and the the fact that he hasn't sung anything decent since Livin' [...]
You’ve got something on your face
I think it's a testament to my maturity that I so enjoyed the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice awards. Especially the bit where Katy Perry got slimed. Not because I don't like her mind, for I do, but it's the funniest thing I'd seen all day. She didn't even [...]
In defence of Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga hits the metropolis of Brisbane this week with an entourage of 150 and a jumbo jet full of wigs, outrageous shoes and a shitload of controversy. I know you're a little shocked--Lady Gaga and controversy in the same sentence, but this [...]
Is our PM really a teenage girl?
I'm a bit ashamed by the behaviour of our Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd. He's gone all teenage girl, and quite frankly, as an Australian, I find such behaviour from a grown man and leader of our nation, quite embarrassing. Teenage girl you ask? [...]
What’s in a name?
Did you know that Lindsay Lohan is suing over the use of her name? Not her whole name mind, just the Lindsay bit because she's gone all Oprah and Beyonce and thinks she owns the patent on her first name. I really like Lilo though--it's much funnier [...]
Virginity is a precious gift
Way to shoot yourself in the foot Tony Abbott. What were you thinking when you came up with this pearler, uttered after a grilling by The Australian Women's Weekly? Yes you read that right--a magazine well known for squeezing hard hitting [...]
What ARE little girls made of?
What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and a good right hook. At least that is the case according to my local paper. According to them (and the police) there is a massive increase in Gen Z girls instigating and engaging in violent [...]
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