Posts Tagged ‘sex’
A room of his own
When Posh Spice and Becks were buying their LA house a few years back, one of the shopping criteria was two main bedrooms, one for him and one for her. Of course everyone sang oooh aaah, their marriage is in trouble, but they're still together so I [...]
Cougars–Enough already
I'm really over this whole cougar phenomena. And if you really want to piss me off say "cougar" and growl like a cat. And if you want to make me incoherent with rage (or slightly more pissed off) then add a scratching gesture to the growl. It's [...]
I Do, I Do! So do you want a blow job?
I don't actually remember my husband's marriage proposal. Actually I'm not really sure that he did propose. He must have. I must have said yes. I have an engagement ring, he asked my father's permission, we did get married, but as for the whole down [...]
Sex ed for seniors
Who'd thought it? Those over 65's are getting their groove on, popping the Viagra and spreading their joy among multiple partners to such an extent that experts suggest they might need some safe-sex education. Oh can't you see it [...]
Virginity is a precious gift
Way to shoot yourself in the foot Tony Abbott. What were you thinking when you came up with this pearler, uttered after a grilling by The Australian Women's Weekly? Yes you read that right--a magazine well known for squeezing hard hitting [...]
Miracle sex lotion
Have a look at this picture (you might need to click on it to see it better). This stuff can do anything. I wonder where you can buy it from? Just think you could eliminate birth control, anti virals, KY gelly and vaginoplasty all with one [...]
What ARE little girls made of?
What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and a good right hook. At least that is the case according to my local paper. According to them (and the police) there is a massive increase in Gen Z girls instigating and engaging in violent [...]
Top 10 sex tips compliments of spam
Browsing my anti-spam folder I found the following for all you budding porn script writers (is there even a script) or Mills and Boon scribblers (how long since you've read one--some of them are pornographic--who knew). So here it is the best 10 [...]
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