Posts Tagged ‘sex’
Fat men do it longer
You know those ads that are printed in 2 metre high letters in red on yellow billboards just in case you miss them. Have longer lasting SEX, they say. And those radio ads where women get together and discuss their partner's lack of longevity [...]
These Bitches Aint Shit
Firstly forgive the title. I hate women being referred to as bitches, but really when you hear this you'll see where I'm coming from. It's a youtube clip of a gorgeous girl's choir singing Dr Dre and Snoop's Bitches Aint Shit. Butter wouldn't melt [...]
This is why teachers made you read aloud
Remember reading groups at primary school? You sat in a group of same talented readers and read aloud to the group with the teacher listening. Really good readers hogged their go, reading beyond their allocated paragraph or page, especially if [...]
Not so much fun when the shoe’s on the other foot, is it Brendan?
I think this season of Dancing with the Starswill be remembered for the one fingered salute that Tamara Jaber and Alex Fevola each gave to their erring husbands. Point one to Tamara. Firstly she married that awful Kyle Sandilands and then she was [...]
Does infidelity show us someone’s real character?
If I told you that our politicians had more in common with the French than the Americans then I think you might take a bit of convincing. Yes that's the French who with their laissez faire approach to fidelity actually have a president who left his [...]
Princess Perfect
If Princess Diana was alive today she could have taken lessons from the book "How to be a Perfect Princess" written by Princess Mary of Denmark. Maybe things would have worked out differently for Di. So how perfect is Princess Mary? She's so [...]
I’m shocked. Really, I’ve led a sheltered life.
You know those John Wayne movies when the kindly madam from the whorehouse comes good and usually takes a bullet for the good guy? Well I'd never really given much thought to old fashioned whore houses, the same way I didn't really give much [...]
Did you know that Twilight can kill you?
OK, I'll admit it. I'm one of the few women in this world who have not jumped on to the Twilight bandwagon. I actually feel a bit left out, but I only have myself to blame. I tried, I really did. I read the first book and got half way through [...]
Why I never want to have crappy 60s sex
Found a little extract from a sex education school textbook printed in the early 60's in the UK. I'm so glad I was born then, not having have sex then. I'd have been really, really bad at it. Some of these suggestions are truly terrifying, but [...]
Bedroom Lockout
There was a big hoo-ha on TV the other night over a woman who evicted her young daughter from her bedroom because said bedroom looked like a bomb hit it. It was a shocking thing to do said all the experts who's children probably have a drug habit [...]
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