Posts Tagged ‘sex’
Bad sex in fiction award goes to…
I've been writing a novel this year. By the way...any literary agents out there, email me. We'll talk. Anyway it's all deep and meaningful and so far, and it's nearly finished, devoid of any sex scenes. Scary thing writing a sex scene and I haven't [...]
Grog, sex, drugs–it must be schoolies
Gosh this schoolies business is big isn't it? It's a good idea, too, sending a group of 17 year olds down to the Gold Coast, unsupervised, full of repressed energy and hormones, a head full of redundant mathematical formula and letting them loose. [...]
Lisa McCune gets her boobs out. It feels wrong to write that.
Oh my eyes. My eyes. Well that was what I was shrieking out the other night when I flicked on the TV and there were Lisa McCune's boobs sprawled all over my screen. Not that there was anything wrong with her boobs, it's just that it felt [...]
Doggone it
How would you like to be Joel Monaghan's mother or WAG? Have you seen the photo of the now ex-Raiders rugby league player in a compromising position with a black Labrador? Obliging dogs labradors. Always willing to please. I just hope he [...]
Stop the presses. Australian men have 4th biggest penises in the world
So who came first you're all asking. Well it's those hot Danish who's average penis size is 7.59 inches or 19.28cm. No wonder Princess Mary always looks so smug. Anyway how does the average Australian man compare? His is 18.82cm. Fairly [...]
Women don’t like sex at all says old gay guy. He’d know wouldn’t he?
Women don't really like sex but have to endure it to snare their man. Well at least that's what Stephen Fry says. Who's Stephen Fry you may well ask? He hosts this very intellectual show called QI in Britain. You, if you are like me and are not [...]
Hey baby, wannna sharpen my pencil?
One thing that Britain does particularly well is a trash newspaper. I can't think of any equivalent that we have back in Australia. I'm talking the type of trash newspaper that reports that Russell Brand had his bumhole licked by a British [...]
Which of these ads is more offensive?
I'm yet to jump on the Mad Men bandwagon, but I will because I'm like that. So how was the woman of the 50's and 60's perceived? Perhaps these ads will give you a bit of insight. I'm not sure which one I find more offensive? Oh yes I [...]
Is 14 too young for a Brazilian?
When I was 12 I was allowed to shave my legs. Had to ask permission. Big moment, a nick on the ankle and the knee, two bandaids, half an hour later and finally, I was a woman. Well so I thought because shaving your legs and plucking your eyebrows [...]
Would you vatoo your vajayjay?
It's just occurred to me that I haven't blogged about vaginal enhancement for simply ages. Considering that Would you Vajazzle your Vajajay is my most popular post by a long shot, it's little wonder that I have such a fixation on the prettying up of [...]
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