Posts Tagged ‘sex’
The orgasmic brain
So have you ever wondered what happens to your brain while you're orgasming? Nope, didn't think so, but if you did, I have a little clip here that shows a woman's brain lighting up like a Times Square Christmas tree/ This is how this remarkable [...]
Some names for your sin muscle
Remember at school, when your science teacher insisted on you using correct anatomical terms like vagina and penis in class? And you were shocked? Well, according to website Christwire that science teacher was nothing more than a filthy whore [...]
Behaviour test for teens
This is my weekly column from the Townsville Bulletin's Savvy magazine. Can you touch type? Kudos. Big merit to you. Well it would be a big merit if you were completing the 100 Point Behaviour Test for Teenagers formulated in 1953 by Dr George [...]
Illustrating the Joy of Sex
I love Joy of books. Actually I have the Joy of Cooking. I don't however possess a copy of the Joy of Sex. Apparently it was a BIG DEAL when it was published. Lots of instructions and pen and pencil drawings. They couldn't do photos--too rude. So [...]
A kit to make sex on airplanes more fancy
I've never wanted to join the mile high club. The idea of sex in an airplane toilet makes me want to throw up. It's just plain unhygienic. And while I'm on about hygiene, wearing socks or bare feet into an airplane toilet is filthy. Disgusting. [...]
Dancing with the bogans
This week's column for the Townsville Bulletin's Savvy magazine where I discuss the questionable celebrity qualities of the contestants of Dancing with the Stars. It’s official. Australia lacks any real celebrities. At least that’s the way it [...]
The tale of the Middleton kids and their overexposed arses
Just can't seem to let this royal wedding go. Well actually I can but I just can't leave the actions of Kate Middleton's (sorry, KateCam's--I'm determined to make this one stick) siblings go uncommented upon. So Pippa of the great arse, and [...]
And you think your parents are embarrassing?
You know that awkward time when, as a teenager, you realise that your parents still have sex? Well imagine how former British PM's Tony Blair's children must feel. Their parents love running off at the mouth, sharing information about their sex [...]
Blowjob kneepads–for the person who is hard to buy for
A Diesel store in India is giving away blowjob kneepads with every purchase over $150. Wow, now that's a reward for customer loyalty. Check out the subtle packaging. Image
What the bloody hell are you doing Brendan?
Is there any greater poster boy for the great misunderstood footballer than AFL player Brendan Fevola? The man is a walking, talking pinup for the yet-to-be written motivational book “How to stuff up a perfectly good football career without really [...]
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