Posts Tagged ‘relationships’
A room of his own
When Posh Spice and Becks were buying their LA house a few years back, one of the shopping criteria was two main bedrooms, one for him and one for her. Of course everyone sang oooh aaah, their marriage is in trouble, but they're still together so I [...]
Cougars–Enough already
I'm really over this whole cougar phenomena. And if you really want to piss me off say "cougar" and growl like a cat. And if you want to make me incoherent with rage (or slightly more pissed off) then add a scratching gesture to the growl. It's [...]
I Do, I Do! So do you want a blow job?
I don't actually remember my husband's marriage proposal. Actually I'm not really sure that he did propose. He must have. I must have said yes. I have an engagement ring, he asked my father's permission, we did get married, but as for the whole down [...]
Lara’s shower show
There's a special place in my heart, buried in the contempt chamber, that I keep just for Lara Bingle. The girl really, really annoys me and it's not in anyway related to the Where the bloody hell are you campaign, in fact I thought she was rather [...]
5 reasons why your Valentine’s Day is OK
Who's sitting around feeling sorry for themselves on this over-commercialised day? Then pay a little visit to FMyLife? The name pretty well says it all. Your day has to be better in comparison. I've put together a little Valentine compilation for [...]
What colour are my eyes?
I felt like annoying my husband this morning so, after he brought me an espresso and the paper in bed (yes, yes spoilt bitch), I decided to spring one of those quizzes on him. You know the ones that ask random facts about yourself that your [...]
Let them eat pork
Argentine president Cristina Fernandez has gone all back to nature on us and urged men to eat pork, claiming that it is better than Viagra. Ms Fernandez actually has scientific basis for this statement due to the fact that her husband, after [...]
Sayonara Brangelina
What is going on with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Blogs are saying they're splitsville, pro Brangelina bloggers are saying they're still together and, at the end of the day, why do we care? This is why we care. It's the grand finale to a nasty [...]
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