Posts Tagged ‘mothers’
Do you want to be hotter than your daughter? Really?
Sorry about the delayed posts. I truly underestimated the effects of jetlag. Let's just say that drinking 10 vodkas and two bottles of wine on the way back from Rome was not, in hindsight, exactly the smartest choice. So in my jetlagged induced [...]
15 inspirational thoughts for women
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the [...]
Good advice for Jessica Watson
Gosh, haven't we all gone Jessica Watson mad. I hope she doesn't go the way of say a Big Brother contestant. Remember Sarah Marie--all bum dance and bunny ears. We couldn't get enough of her and now where is she. Don't know, don't care. She must [...]
Kim Who?
Did you see Kim Kardashian was mobbed by Brisbane teenagers when she visited here last week? Kim who you ask? Why that's Kim Kardashian, she of the famous Kardashian clan. Still none the wiser? Silly you, I'll explain. Kim Kardashian is an [...]
Bieber Fever
Did you see the Justin Bieber fever on the news last night? What a laugh. Hundreds of rabid teenage girls trying to get a glimpse of the little Canadian songster while the police showed just how ineffectual they were in dealing with the real [...]
What does your mid-life crisis look like?
Think you can pick a mid-life crisis? Big red penis car, fling with a girl half your age, cycling in gangs. No that's just what men do (or we women can too if we want). Men are really easy, but we women tend to be a bit more subtle, or maybe [...]
Terrifying Toddlers
I watched a horror show last night. Wasn't called Night of Blood Sucking Vampires or the like. No it was called Toddlers and Tiarasand it was truly shocking. Give me a vampire any day. The show (and it's part of a series) followed three little [...]
In defence of Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga hits the metropolis of Brisbane this week with an entourage of 150 and a jumbo jet full of wigs, outrageous shoes and a shitload of controversy. I know you're a little shocked--Lady Gaga and controversy in the same sentence, but this [...]
Does my baby look big in this?
I make no secret of the fact that I'm still trying to lose the weight I gained when I had the baby. Never mind the baby is almost 19, I'm still trying to lose it. Do you think that shows a lack of commitment? So can you imagine my [...]
Let’s do lunch
Being the mother of an 18 year old is a great thing. Why you ask? It's because I never-ever-ever have to make a school lunch again. Don't care what she eats for lunch. She can legally drink, she can vote, she can drive a car, she can take care of [...]
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