Posts Tagged ‘Lists’
Aussies have bums, fair dinkum
If you wanted to upset my old man (that's Australian for father) you just had to refer to people as guys. "Australians don't have guys we have blokes or fella or sheilas," he'd growl. The older I get the more I think I'm turning into him. Takes [...]
Things I won’t miss about this election campaign
Only one more sleep to go. Only one more sleep till you cast your vote and we find out who our PM is. Will it be Julia Gillard? Will it be Tony Abbott? Whomever it is I just hope you vote properly and ignore the advice of that idiot Mark Latham [...]
These are a few of my tackiest things
I have a tacky list. Things I would never do because they're well...tacky. Things like double denim. Fashion experts can tell me all they like that double denim is back but it won't change my mind. If it's tacky when Justin Timberlake does it, it's [...]
Dry August, am I too late?
Last month was Dry July. People were asked to give up drinking to raise money for charity. I actually don't know anyone who did it but there must have been quite a few because there's a website and people's names with fundraising efforts beside it. [...]
Thongs injure thousands
Hah! That heading got all you non-Australians in didn't it. You have visions of people with calloused arses from their thongs, but that's not what I mean at all. Australians call flip flops thongs. Australians calls thongs g-strings or g-bangers. [...]
I feel rich when….
On Saturday mornings, before I head off to my yoga class, I like to nourish my mind that is usually consumed with TV shows, celebrity gossip and trashy chic lit novels, with Kathleen Noonan's Last Word column in the Courier Mail. Her most recent [...]
I’m shocked. Really, I’ve led a sheltered life.
You know those John Wayne movies when the kindly madam from the whorehouse comes good and usually takes a bullet for the good guy? Well I'd never really given much thought to old fashioned whore houses, the same way I didn't really give much [...]
Would you pass this 12 step plan to staying young?
Bees. Honeypot. That is me when I see articles called things like 12 Stay Young Secrets. You can read the original post here, but I've summarised it for you. How many weeks an hour do you exercise?Ideally 2.5 hours. Yay I do that which [...]
Come out, come out wherever you are
So we've got an election coming up on 21 August. Great, everyone says. Now we've got to go and bloody vote. That will me and you, but there are 1/2 million eligible people who will not be voting because they can't be bothered. Poor pets. Too busy [...]
What’s on your anti-bucket list?
I love anti lists. I actually wrote an anti-list at the beginning of this year. Had a glance over it and yep, I'm on track. I haven't done any of the things on my anti-list. This is constituting a very successful year. So a new trend in [...]
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