Posts Tagged ‘humour’
15 inspirational thoughts for women
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the [...]
I remember you
Did you see the man on TV the other day? The one who memorised the Yellow Pages. Pointless I know when there's such a thing a Google, but still it's pretty impressive. I'm one of those weird people who remember names not faces, preferably a name [...]
It’s not Oirish you eejit
God I love an Irish accent. And their words. They're just fabulous. Take for instance feck. What a word. Gives you the gist but isn't quite as offensive as the alternative. And the word eejit. You fecking eejit. Almost sounds like a term of [...]
Mamma Mia Chris Klein
Do you remember Chris Klein? He's the bloke that Katie Holmes was engaged to forever before Tom Cruise jumped on the couch and stole her from him. There is actually a scurrilous rumour floating around that Suri Cruise is actually Suri Klein, but [...]
Things every smartarse should know
Now my brilliance at trivia has been superceded by Google on a mobile phone, my knowledge of useless facts has been superceded and there is no longer any need for me or you to know anything at all about stuff in this post. But just in case I've [...]
Too much information on a car
What do you think of this photo? It's for real. So real that a court ordered the car's owner to have it repainted. Last I heard the owner was debating between a bikini or a g-string. Sorry made that last bit up, but really? I can't decide whether [...]
Do you find dog’s arses offensive?
Do you find your dog's arse offensive? Now there's a question you didn't think you'd hear today. Personally it's not something I've ever given much thought to. But there's someone at Etsy who has. Because they have invented the Rear Gear [...]
You can’t do what?
I nearly ran out of petrol in my car the other day. Nothing unusual about that, I've done it quite a few times. I actually don't care. I just ring my husband and he turns up with a makeshift funnel made out of a softdrink bottle and fixes it up for [...]
Duck duck goose
I really do think we overestimate the intelligence of our celebrities. Just because they live these seemingly wonderful, glamorous lives, we then go and bestow the gift of intelligence on them just because they are actors. Yes, they are actors. [...]
You’ve got something on your face
I think it's a testament to my maturity that I so enjoyed the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice awards. Especially the bit where Katy Perry got slimed. Not because I don't like her mind, for I do, but it's the funniest thing I'd seen all day. She didn't even [...]
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