Posts Tagged ‘humour’
These Bitches Aint Shit
Firstly forgive the title. I hate women being referred to as bitches, but really when you hear this you'll see where I'm coming from. It's a youtube clip of a gorgeous girl's choir singing Dr Dre and Snoop's Bitches Aint Shit. Butter wouldn't melt [...]
Gay your life must be
Oh dear, oh dear. A poor old school teacher is in trouble again, this time for being too politically correct. No this dastardly man did not ban Santa Claus, he changed the words of a song. But not any old song--it's a song that is an Australian [...]
This is why teachers made you read aloud
Remember reading groups at primary school? You sat in a group of same talented readers and read aloud to the group with the teacher listening. Really good readers hogged their go, reading beyond their allocated paragraph or page, especially if [...]
Not so much fun when the shoe’s on the other foot, is it Brendan?
I think this season of Dancing with the Starswill be remembered for the one fingered salute that Tamara Jaber and Alex Fevola each gave to their erring husbands. Point one to Tamara. Firstly she married that awful Kyle Sandilands and then she was [...]
Aussies have bums, fair dinkum
If you wanted to upset my old man (that's Australian for father) you just had to refer to people as guys. "Australians don't have guys we have blokes or fella or sheilas," he'd growl. The older I get the more I think I'm turning into him. Takes [...]
Memories, photos, chants and underpants
I'm right into photo books at the moment. I've got a gazillion digital photos that are sitting on my computer doing nothing. And that's where they'll stay till the hard drive on my computer fails and then I'll sit around and cry because they've all [...]
Pillow fights on a plane
Who would have thought those staid old Germans could stage a full on pillow fight on a plane? This footage from a Lufthansa flight give a whole new meaning to fun in economy--words you never thought you'd see in the same sentence. Bet those [...]
These are a few of my tackiest things
I have a tacky list. Things I would never do because they're well...tacky. Things like double denim. Fashion experts can tell me all they like that double denim is back but it won't change my mind. If it's tacky when Justin Timberlake does it, it's [...]
A ninja took my bride
OK, when I first saw this video it took me a while to realise it wasn't for real. Or was it? I'm a bit confused. Is the bride's hair real or not? But anyway I digress. I remember when my husband and I did our bridal waltz at our wedding to who [...]
Family stickers suck
Have you seen those family stickers that people are now decorating their cars with? They've replaced the frangipani but not the private school sticker that says I'm a (insert overpriced private school of choice here) rowing/tennis/tuckshop [...]
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