Posts Tagged ‘hair’
What to wear to Ascot races
Dressing for the races is big business. And more and more of us are doing it, but apparently less and less of us are getting it right. And those bastions of all things that are right and proper--the big cheeses who make the rules at Royal [...]
You think you look young but apparently you look dumb
Last Sunday morning I was sitting around with my husband and daughter drinking Bloody Marys at 9am. We were a bit under the weather from the night before, decided to do a bit of family bonding--good time had by all. I was relating the story to a [...]
Fat hair
I know why the weight has been slowly creeping up on me. It's my bloody hair's fault. Now before you think I'm just going all blame happy here, someone who has important initials after their name put the idea in my head. US Surgeon General Regina [...]
Put away the peroxide–men like brunettes after all
Considering I'm a green-eyed (fake) blonde, seems I'm out of the running to be any man's ideal woman. Except for the size 14 bit. Think I might have that one nailed. That only leaves me one behind Angelina Jolie. She's the blue-eyed, brunette ideal, [...]
Everything just takes so long now
You know everyone can carry on all they like about how 40 is the new 30, but I'm here to tell you 40 is a big fat drain on your time. Since I have reached my 40's I have noticed the following. My twice daily skincare regime takes [...]
Warnie the trophy wife
This is from my weekly column that appears in the Townsville Bulletin's Savvy Magazine. I love makeovers. Love TV makeover shows more for that matter. Property, people, lifestyles—I'm all over them. Just so long that some that was previously in [...]
This is what happens when you get skin cancer
I haven't posted for a couple of days because I'm sulking. I'm sulking because I had PDT treatment done on a teeny, tiny BCC (basal cell carcinoma) hardly visible to anyone who has not a dermotologist's eye. This particular BCC was conveniently [...]
Kate declares that she is not a clothes-horse
So Princess Kate has declared that she is not a clothes horse and WILL NOT be taking a dresser with her on her upcoming tour of Canada. I was a bit alarmed when I read that. Until it was followed up with the statement that she WILL be taking a [...]
Would Barbie’s boobs shooting lasers make you buy a phone?
What would happen if plastic toy icon Barbie and human toy icon Lady Gaga had a love child? OK, OK--they're both female and one isn't real (I mean Barbie), but allow your imagination to wander. Why that love child would be an advertising [...]
The big O and I don’t mean Oprah
I got my hair straightened the other day. One of those Keratin things with all the formaldahyde in it. Well I'm pretty sure there is formaldahyde in it--you know the stuff they suspend dead animals in. When I walked into the salon it looked like a [...]
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