Posts Tagged ‘fashion’
Make your choice–model or minister
So our federal sports minister Kate Ellis has gone all girly girl and done a photo shoot for Grazia magazine wearing a leather Karen Millen dress and $1800 8 inch Gucci heels. She's only done it to promote positive body image in girls of course, she [...]
Brush your teeth, there’s a start
I love and adore renovation shows. Property Ladder, Selling Houses Australia, Extreme Makeover and Ten Years Younger. Can't get enough of them. Love watching them, and I so want a TV network to foot the bill to renovate my home or [...]
Would you vajazzle your vajayjay?
Girls, listen up there's a new trend on the block. And it was started by none other than that Ghost Whispering style queen, Jennifer Love Hewitt who recently admitted to vajazzling her "precious lady". Apparently it "shined like a disco [...]
Do you feel bad about your hands?
Norah Ephron wrote a book called I Feel Bad About My Neck. Obviously Candice Bergen felt the same way when she sported those high necked blouses and statement necklaces that fooled no one, but hey, they're getting older and decline of the neck is [...]
My, my haven’t you improved James Cameron
I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day. Watching the Academy Awards. Actually I don't give a toss about the Oscars, I just watch it for the dresses. I wonder if anyone will have a Hayley Bracken moment. I'm tipping no, because they pay [...]
Give me a set of those Bracken bazookas
God it's been hot. So hot that the cold water in the tap runs hot. So hot that you don't even bother with the GHD because your hair's going to frizz anyway. So hot that wearing clothes should be optional. So in the spirit of things I decided to go [...]
Is it me or does Nicole look weird?
Is that really you Nicole? My how you've changed. It's been what a week since we last met and in that time you've turned into a granny, a flash granny admittedly but still a granny. You're looking a little fresh around the face (have you not [...]
Guess who’s coming for a playdate?
Australia is all atizz. Not since the excitement of last month's visit by Prince William has Australia been graced with such illustrious company because President Obama is coming to town. I'll bet Prime Minister Rudd is beside himself. Do I [...]
What do you think of Nicole’s new look?
God, I love this time of year. It's awards season and get to do two of my favourite things--watch TV and clothes criticising (this from person whose preferred footwear is a pair of Havianas). Golden Globes last week (see my ode to Toni Collette) [...]
Ode to Toni Collette
How good does Toni Collette look? I want to look like this. So Ms Collette, you are now my MILF role mode. I think you're too mature to be a Yummy Mummy (so am I) and I'm claiming you for we MILFie wannabes. The dress, the hair, the body, the [...]
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