Posts Tagged ‘children’
Was that a bloodless coup? And I missed it all. How disappointing.
I'm a bit cross that I was OS last month when Julia Gillard staged a leadership coup on Kevin 07 becoming Australia's first female Prime Minister. Usually I eat that sort of stuff up. Love it. Love politics, hate Kevin Rudd--oh how I would have [...]
Do you want to be hotter than your daughter? Really?
Sorry about the delayed posts. I truly underestimated the effects of jetlag. Let's just say that drinking 10 vodkas and two bottles of wine on the way back from Rome was not, in hindsight, exactly the smartest choice. So in my jetlagged induced [...]
Bedroom Lockout
There was a big hoo-ha on TV the other night over a woman who evicted her young daughter from her bedroom because said bedroom looked like a bomb hit it. It was a shocking thing to do said all the experts who's children probably have a drug habit [...]
Good advice for Jessica Watson
Gosh, haven't we all gone Jessica Watson mad. I hope she doesn't go the way of say a Big Brother contestant. Remember Sarah Marie--all bum dance and bunny ears. We couldn't get enough of her and now where is she. Don't know, don't care. She must [...]
Dance baby dance
OK, this is the cutest thing I've seen since the dancing baby on Ally McBeal. How do they do this stuff? Don't you want a baby, like now! Image
Hijacking Barbie
No Barbie hasn't gone all Al Qaeda on us, she's just been hijacked by a group of technology enthusiasts who've commandeered the Mattel vote for Barbie's next career. After being a doctor, a tennis player, a pilot AND a flight attendant, Barbie [...]
Terrifying Toddlers
I watched a horror show last night. Wasn't called Night of Blood Sucking Vampires or the like. No it was called Toddlers and Tiarasand it was truly shocking. Give me a vampire any day. The show (and it's part of a series) followed three little [...]
You’ve got something on your face
I think it's a testament to my maturity that I so enjoyed the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice awards. Especially the bit where Katy Perry got slimed. Not because I don't like her mind, for I do, but it's the funniest thing I'd seen all day. She didn't even [...]
Let Skippy hop free
Did you see that awful clip of the caged kangaroo in the middle of Rodeo Drive to celebrate G'day USA? It was shocking and shamefully it took a Kiwi to draw it to our attention. Apparently poor Skippy was the main attraction for the Australian [...]
In defence of Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga hits the metropolis of Brisbane this week with an entourage of 150 and a jumbo jet full of wigs, outrageous shoes and a shitload of controversy. I know you're a little shocked--Lady Gaga and controversy in the same sentence, but this [...]
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