Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity’
Jenard’s Showmance
Because I suck up celebrity TV shows, magazines and internet articles like they're French champagne, it's been pretty hard to ignore the Jennifer Aniston/Gerard Butler red carpet lovefest. That's the are they together or aren't they together [...]
Do you feel bad about your hands?
Norah Ephron wrote a book called I Feel Bad About My Neck. Obviously Candice Bergen felt the same way when she sported those high necked blouses and statement necklaces that fooled no one, but hey, they're getting older and decline of the neck is [...]
My, my haven’t you improved James Cameron
I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day. Watching the Academy Awards. Actually I don't give a toss about the Oscars, I just watch it for the dresses. I wonder if anyone will have a Hayley Bracken moment. I'm tipping no, because they pay [...]
Is John Mayer the biggest dickhead on the planet?
Like Kate Moss, I just don't get John Mayer. How does a complete and utter dickweed like him score with the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson etc. I was watching him singing Who Says I Can't Get Stoned the other day where he was trying [...]
What are you giving up for Lent?
Who remembered that yesterday was Ash Wednesday? Come on all you Catholics, lapsed or otherwise, who's into the second day of Lent and what did you give up? Well I didn't remember it was Ash Wednesday and quite frankly I'd forgotten that Lent [...]
58 looks like this!
Hollywood celebrities put a fair bit of pressure on we ordinary folk with their ageless look, perfect bodies, coiffed hair, but we can always remind ourselves that they have to look like this to have a career and also take comfort in the fact that [...]
Nine out of 100
I am having the worst run with movies lately. Last week I took myself to see Nine, potential Oscar nominee, full of Oscar winners actors (Daniel Day-Lewis, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard et al), sounds good doesn't it? Well it [...]
Is it me or does Nicole look weird?
Is that really you Nicole? My how you've changed. It's been what a week since we last met and in that time you've turned into a granny, a flash granny admittedly but still a granny. You're looking a little fresh around the face (have you not [...]
What’s going on in Home and Away?
My life's complete, Home and Away is back on for the year. Oh how I've missed you. But Summer Bay is not as I remember it. There are all these big landscape shots of the hospital which is as big as Rockhampton Base Hospital. Perhaps they're [...]
Sayonara Brangelina
What is going on with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Blogs are saying they're splitsville, pro Brangelina bloggers are saying they're still together and, at the end of the day, why do we care? This is why we care. It's the grand finale to a nasty [...]
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