Posts Tagged ‘beauty’
These are a few of my tackiest things
I have a tacky list. Things I would never do because they're well...tacky. Things like double denim. Fashion experts can tell me all they like that double denim is back but it won't change my mind. If it's tacky when Justin Timberlake does it, it's [...]
Would you pass this 12 step plan to staying young?
Bees. Honeypot. That is me when I see articles called things like 12 Stay Young Secrets. You can read the original post here, but I've summarised it for you. How many weeks an hour do you exercise?Ideally 2.5 hours. Yay I do that which [...]
Bikini body–arrrggghhh!
Bikini body. Are there two words more likely to strike fear into the heart of any woman? Maybe brazilian wax, but that fear only lasts a short while. Bikini body will haunt you all summer long. The Guardian newspaper ran a terribly serious [...]
Does you man smell like this? Or even look like this?
I've got a bit of confession. I tape Masterchef so I can fast forward through the ads, except for the cheese ads. I love the cheese ads. That man making comments delivered such as "I weep" and "I love listening to stories about your [...]
What’s Julia wearing today? Should we even care? There’s an election coming up for heaven’s sake.
How is it to be a woman in public life? Take our new (highly likely to be elected in her own right) Prime Minister, Julia Gillard. She's just announced we're going to the polls on August 21 despite presently coping a bit of a caning over her asylum [...]
Weight problem? You could be the ideal bridesmaid.
I've never been a bridesmaid. Gosh that's sad isn't it? I've spent many hours wondering why? Is it because I'm not a good enough friend? Maybe I was too old? But now I know the real truth--it's because I wasn't fat enough. Yes that's right. [...]
Can someone please explain the big attraction here?
I'm sorry I just don't get some people. I really don't understand what it is about them that makes them just so darn popular and gives them prime position in every women's magazine on the planet.For instance Robert Pattinson. When I see that boy my [...]
Do you want to be hotter than your daughter? Really?
Sorry about the delayed posts. I truly underestimated the effects of jetlag. Let's just say that drinking 10 vodkas and two bottles of wine on the way back from Rome was not, in hindsight, exactly the smartest choice. So in my jetlagged induced [...]
Much easier than Vajazzling
Vajazzle, bedazzle, shemazzle. Out with the old and in with the new. Watch the following clip and learn all about clitter. Who knew that female genitalia was such big business. Image
Hair down there
Found a marvellous blog the other day. It's called Middle Agelessand is written by the eternally lovely Rosine. It deals with all those pressing needs for "anyone who's reached 40 and wants to stay there". So here a few Q and A's lifted from the [...]
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