Posts Tagged ‘Barbie’
Prince Ken and Princess Barbie
Oh, who am I kidding. I'm so thrilled. My favourite things--Prince William and Princess Kate combined with my other favourite things Ken and Barbie (ok, wine and champagne would be in the favourite thing mix, but it's not that sort of post [...]
You too can have a Barbie body
Check out this photo that appeared in the November issue of O magazine. It's of a woman called Katie Halchishick marked up by a plastic surgeon. This is what would have to be cut away should Katie want a body like Barbie. How's that whole neck [...]
This might be more significant than THAT royal wedding
It's finally happened. Barbie and Ken have tied the knot. Actually Barbie and Ken have tied the knot millions of times when every little girl in the world march Barbie down the aisle with a handkerchief draped on her head. My Barbie never got to [...]
Happy birthday, baby. Here’s your boob job.
Kids these days--they've got it all. Come birthday time and there's nothing left to give them. Unless of course you are self-proclaimed human Barbie doll, Englishwoman Sarah Burge who was faced with the age old dilemma come birthday time for her her [...]
Would Barbie’s boobs shooting lasers make you buy a phone?
What would happen if plastic toy icon Barbie and human toy icon Lady Gaga had a love child? OK, OK--they're both female and one isn't real (I mean Barbie), but allow your imagination to wander. Why that love child would be an advertising [...]
Need a royal wedding fix? Buy a Kate doll
I've always thought it would be really cool to have an action figure doll created in my likeness. No one would buy it mind, but it would still be really cool. Or even a Barbie. Since I've spent most of my life (unsuccessfully) trying to be [...]
Mattel encourages pre-teens to wax
OK, OK, the headline is sensationalist. I'm just practising for when I'm a magazine mogul, right! But is toymaker Mattel crossing the line with its new range of dolls in the Monster High Line. Barbie these dolls are not. They are the monster [...]
Barbie does Brownlow
I guess when you look like a real walking Barbie doll there are really only two looks you can pull off--a) leave something to the imagination or b) if you've got it flaunt it. I guess there's always c)sexy librarian too, but options a) and c) [...]
15 inspirational thoughts for women
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the [...]
Hijacking Barbie
No Barbie hasn't gone all Al Qaeda on us, she's just been hijacked by a group of technology enthusiasts who've commandeered the Mattel vote for Barbie's next career. After being a doctor, a tennis player, a pilot AND a flight attendant, Barbie [...]
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