Posts Tagged ‘ageing’
What does your mid-life crisis look like?
Think you can pick a mid-life crisis? Big red penis car, fling with a girl half your age, cycling in gangs. No that's just what men do (or we women can too if we want). Men are really easy, but we women tend to be a bit more subtle, or maybe [...]
5 ways to test how old you really are
Feeling like a bit of self-inflicted torture? I've got a few tests here to help you decide whether your body is in decline. You only need a few household items and some office supplies. Are your boobs sagging? You need a pencil, that's all. Take [...]
Brush your teeth, there’s a start
I love and adore renovation shows. Property Ladder, Selling Houses Australia, Extreme Makeover and Ten Years Younger. Can't get enough of them. Love watching them, and I so want a TV network to foot the bill to renovate my home or [...]
Cougars–Enough already
I'm really over this whole cougar phenomena. And if you really want to piss me off say "cougar" and growl like a cat. And if you want to make me incoherent with rage (or slightly more pissed off) then add a scratching gesture to the growl. It's [...]
Do you feel bad about your hands?
Norah Ephron wrote a book called I Feel Bad About My Neck. Obviously Candice Bergen felt the same way when she sported those high necked blouses and statement necklaces that fooled no one, but hey, they're getting older and decline of the neck is [...]
58 looks like this!
Hollywood celebrities put a fair bit of pressure on we ordinary folk with their ageless look, perfect bodies, coiffed hair, but we can always remind ourselves that they have to look like this to have a career and also take comfort in the fact that [...]
WTF? Has anyone else got these?
I think the part that I am most struggling with on my Gen X journey is that of ageing and the absolute disintegration of my body. Sure I can live with being overweight (actually no I can't, I hate it) and I successfully manage to disguise my greys [...]
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