I don’t get Kate Moss
OK, I'm probably going to upset you fashionistas out there, but you know what, I just don't get Kate Moss. With full hair and makeup she's quite stunning, but aren't we all. But you know you'd be lucky to find a photo of Ms Moss in full hair and [...]
Bugger Disneyworld, I’m going to ABBA World
Oh. My. God. Have you heard the news? Abba World launches today in London. I'm so excited that's it's all I can do to stop myself from jumping on a plane and flying to Heathrow, just so I can be among the first IN THE WORLD to see the [...]
Virginity is a precious gift
Way to shoot yourself in the foot Tony Abbott. What were you thinking when you came up with this pearler, uttered after a grilling by The Australian Women's Weekly? Yes you read that right--a magazine well known for squeezing hard hitting [...]
What’s going on in Home and Away?
My life's complete, Home and Away is back on for the year. Oh how I've missed you. But Summer Bay is not as I remember it. There are all these big landscape shots of the hospital which is as big as Rockhampton Base Hospital. Perhaps they're [...]
Sayonara Brangelina
What is going on with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Blogs are saying they're splitsville, pro Brangelina bloggers are saying they're still together and, at the end of the day, why do we care? This is why we care. It's the grand finale to a nasty [...]
Up in the Air is all hot air
Have you noticed the lack of quality movies around this year? Last year it was all Slumdog Millionaire, Milk, Frost Nixon, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Revolutionary Road and The Reader. Actually it was an embarrassment of riches and I was [...]
What do you think of Nicole’s new look?
God, I love this time of year. It's awards season and get to do two of my favourite things--watch TV and clothes criticising (this from person whose preferred footwear is a pair of Havianas). Golden Globes last week (see my ode to Toni Collette) [...]
Miracle sex lotion
Have a look at this picture (you might need to click on it to see it better). This stuff can do anything. I wonder where you can buy it from? Just think you could eliminate birth control, anti virals, KY gelly and vaginoplasty all with one [...]
An onion a day keeps the doctor away
I'm a big old sucker for these emails that do the rounds. Not sure if it's true, but if garlic can ward off vampires, then it's entirely possible that onions can repel viruses. In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people there a doctor who [...]
Mojito: Friday Afternoon Happy Hour
This is what I'm drinking this afternoon. It's so hot here that the only drink that can possibly cool me down is a mojito. So here it is, my (and probably everyone else's) version of the Mojito. In a tall glass muddle 12 mint sprigs with [...]
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