Well that’s how I reckon Marcos Baghdatis was feeling right after he was beaten at the Australian Open. Those in the know say it was a veiled message at his racquet sponsor who is no more. I disagree. He just felt like throwing a tantrum. And you might as well be fined for going hard out. Four racquets is always better than one.

Anyway check out Marcos’ tanty. Sorry about the ad. I had terrible trouble finding the footage. Maybe Marcos threw another stirkey and got it banned. Powerful people those tennis people. The ad’s pretty funny too.

“Let them take whatever they want from me,” he’d said, “it’ll be of no use to me.”

This was a dinner table conversation that our family had had one day. We were all in agreement that we’d be organ donors, so when our family was called upon to make the decision, well there really wasn’t one to be made. My brother had made his wishes clear and we honoured them.

We found out later that people ranging from a toddler to mothers to grandfathers benefited from his donation. Become an organ donor. Fill out the paper work, have the dinner table conversation with your family, make your wishes known.

And if you need further inspiration, have a look at this video. Made me all weepy. Image

Take a look and see if these images inspire you for 2012.

By the way–these Bupa ads–what on earth is Bupa?

Watch the clip.  It’s even funnier if you just listen it it. Image

Anyway that’s off the point. Here’s one of Jane’s workout vids where she get Lilien to sing Do It. Tragically I remember all the words. I also remember my intense dislike of the exerciser wearing the stupid white visor. I hate visors–white or otherwise. And why does anyone need a visor inside? Wonder what she looks like now and if she’s still wearing that stupid white visor.

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Well, according to website Christwire that science teacher was nothing more than a filthy whore with a dirty mouth (personally I thought she was a vindictive old bag but I digress). They’ve come up with a whole lot of alternatives to use instead of vagina. Lucky it’s a pisstake. Some of these are plain disturbing. Imaginative yet disturbing.

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I may or may not also stash the house key there if I’m short of a pocket or not wearing my nifty little exercise pants with the zip on the leg. It looks great as I’m groping around in my bra trying to find the key.  Anyway I’ll own that these are not good looks which is why I’m surprised about the Secret Keeper–a little bag where you stash you stuff and then stuff it down you bra.

They do it with ease these ladies on the informercial. They just zip and stash and then dance around, run around all with no bumps. What rot. You’d have to have bumps unless you have boobs like fairy floss. And how doesn’t it fall out? Do you have a secret velcro stip attached to your boob. But I’ll grant that all that boob groping might be an attractant for some. Image