‘Theories’ Archives
15 inspirational thoughts for women
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the [...]
Bedroom Lockout
There was a big hoo-ha on TV the other night over a woman who evicted her young daughter from her bedroom because said bedroom looked like a bomb hit it. It was a shocking thing to do said all the experts who's children probably have a drug habit [...]
Things I’ve done right without even trying
I love the Internet. Helps me find everything I need. I specifically love Google. Google is like my dishwasher. I remember when I didn't have a dishwasher and I said I'd never ever complain about emptying it (and I don't). I remember life before [...]
Get out of jail free card
Who's your Get Out of Jail Free Person? Brad Pitt, Zach Ephron, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston? Have a look at the rules and see who you come up with. You must be in a committed relationship (otherwise the get out of jail free part [...]
Iron Man: A tale of two Tonys
Tony Abbott was in an Iron Man event on the weekend. Of course the government is bitching and whingeing about it saying that he should be making up policy not being all fit and healthy and stuff, but I think it will work out well for Abbott in the [...]
Is our PM really a teenage girl?
I'm a bit ashamed by the behaviour of our Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd. He's gone all teenage girl, and quite frankly, as an Australian, I find such behaviour from a grown man and leader of our nation, quite embarrassing. Teenage girl you ask? [...]
5 stupid things you should stop
I've got a shocker of a cold at the moment, therefore I am tired and grumpy and hot and bothered and quite cross with the whole world. So naturally it's time for me to vent a little. So here is my list of stupid shit that should stop in the [...]
How often do you wash your bedsheets?
OK, I'm officially grossed out. Apparently the reputation the poms have for being the great unwashed extends to their bedlinen. A recent poll conducted by the Daily Mail suggests that half a million Brits wash their bedsheets just three times a [...]
What colour are my eyes?
I felt like annoying my husband this morning so, after he brought me an espresso and the paper in bed (yes, yes spoilt bitch), I decided to spring one of those quizzes on him. You know the ones that ask random facts about yourself that your [...]
8 things men hate and women love
In the interests of a continuing a harmonious relationship with my husband, I have been doing a bit of research to find out what men really hate. All I can say is that it's been eye-opening. Because according the askmen.com their definitive list [...]
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