‘Men’ Archives
Stop the presses. Australian men have 4th biggest penises in the world
So who came first you're all asking. Well it's those hot Danish who's average penis size is 7.59 inches or 19.28cm. No wonder Princess Mary always looks so smug. Anyway how does the average Australian man compare? His is 18.82cm. Fairly [...]
Women don’t like sex at all says old gay guy. He’d know wouldn’t he?
Women don't really like sex but have to endure it to snare their man. Well at least that's what Stephen Fry says. Who's Stephen Fry you may well ask? He hosts this very intellectual show called QI in Britain. You, if you are like me and are not [...]
Hey baby, wannna sharpen my pencil?
One thing that Britain does particularly well is a trash newspaper. I can't think of any equivalent that we have back in Australia. I'm talking the type of trash newspaper that reports that Russell Brand had his bumhole licked by a British [...]
Have you washed your hands today?
Happy Global Hand Washing Day. Bet that was a celebration you never knew about till right now. So now that you do, I'm going to frighten you with some horrifying statistics. 30% of men and 8% of women do not wash their hands after they've visited [...]
Gen Y nancy boys are wrecking Australian cricket
So cricketer Matthew Hayden has brought out a new autobiography called Standing My Ground. He's having a big year isn't he? He's got cook books, a TV show and now an autobiography. I like Matthew Hayden. You just know he's a good bloke. I think I'd [...]
Oh Kevin, you old smoothie, you
Last week Kevin Rudd, our new Foreign Minister, chatted up Hillary Clinton, US Secretary of State and this picture is the result. The hairstyle is hideous, but let's just say the chatting up bit was a bit creepy saucy. Hillary said that the [...]
Which of these ads is more offensive?
I'm yet to jump on the Mad Men bandwagon, but I will because I'm like that. So how was the woman of the 50's and 60's perceived? Perhaps these ads will give you a bit of insight. I'm not sure which one I find more offensive? Oh yes I [...]
Fat men do it longer
You know those ads that are printed in 2 metre high letters in red on yellow billboards just in case you miss them. Have longer lasting SEX, they say. And those radio ads where women get together and discuss their partner's lack of longevity [...]
Hurry up, make your bloody minds up–we need a government
You know I've gone from caring which party is in government to just wishing there was a government. This debacle has gone on long enough. I really think we should go back to the polls. Honestly we've got three men flirting with the two major [...]
It’s just not cricket
I love watching sport. Love horse racing, footy (the code that Queenslanders are good at) and cricket. Though I must admit that cricket almost didn't make my list. I'm sort of falling out of love with cricket. They play too often, the Australian [...]
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