‘Inspiration’ Archives
Too much information on a car
What do you think of this photo? It's for real. So real that a court ordered the car's owner to have it repainted. Last I heard the owner was debating between a bikini or a g-string. Sorry made that last bit up, but really? I can't decide whether [...]
Lost means never having to say you’re sorry
You know that old chestnut about how women can't read maps? Well it's not true. I can read maps as well as any man. Sure I might have to turn it round to the same direction that we're heading in, but I can still get from point A to B using a map. My [...]
All that Russian around
God I love Russians. They are such gifted people. Take their books for instance. There's War and Peace, and.... And that's all I can think of but it's mammoth in size and a classic so it must be good and they made it into a movie. And there's the [...]
Small, medium or large? What sized penis do you prefer?
Image I've said it before and I'll say it again. I love the Internet. Because where else would I find a little gem like this? It's a Penis Preference Chart and one could assume that I made it up, but why would I when some mathematical genius has [...]
Master Religion
I fancy myself as a bit of a cook, a chef? Maybe a masterchef even? Well, I can pretty well cook anything. On impulse I invited friends for lunch on Sunday. Forgot that it was a public holiday and all the shops were shut. But I made focaccia from [...]
You can’t do what?
I nearly ran out of petrol in my car the other day. Nothing unusual about that, I've done it quite a few times. I actually don't care. I just ring my husband and he turns up with a makeshift funnel made out of a softdrink bottle and fixes it up for [...]
Things I’ve done right without even trying
I love the Internet. Helps me find everything I need. I specifically love Google. Google is like my dishwasher. I remember when I didn't have a dishwasher and I said I'd never ever complain about emptying it (and I don't). I remember life before [...]
What does your mid-life crisis look like?
Think you can pick a mid-life crisis? Big red penis car, fling with a girl half your age, cycling in gangs. No that's just what men do (or we women can too if we want). Men are really easy, but we women tend to be a bit more subtle, or maybe [...]
Hijacking Barbie
No Barbie hasn't gone all Al Qaeda on us, she's just been hijacked by a group of technology enthusiasts who've commandeered the Mattel vote for Barbie's next career. After being a doctor, a tennis player, a pilot AND a flight attendant, Barbie [...]
Eat Pray Love trailer
Here it is, better late than never, the trailer for Eat Pray Love based on Elizabeth Gilbert's book. Looks good, love Julia Roberts. You'll have to wait till October 14 to see it though. I, like many other Gen Xers, will admit that the book has [...]
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