‘Family’ Archives
Sticky out nipples
Maybe this is an American thing, but apparently sticky out nipples are a desired thing. I don't thing they are here is Australia because we've got those things you put over your unruly, cold sensitive, horny nipples. You can even resort to [...]
The truth about pregnancy by Carla Sarkozy
God bless you Carla Sarkozy--former supermodel and present first lady of France. You are not going to be the poster child for the elderly primagravida (true medical term) mother as you near the end of your pregnancy. No you can't wait for it all to [...]
A vino a day keeps the doctor away
I spend a lot of time scouring the web for items about consumption of alcohol. Sometimes I do it to scare the shit out of myself (you know cancer, cirrhosis of the liver, etc) and sometimes I do it to justify my daily tipple. This is about the [...]
And men say that women are bitchy
Do you remember when Brad and Jen broke up? It wasn't one of those life defining moments like say the death of Kennedy or Princess Diana, but still quite significant to those of us who vicariously live our lives through those who populate trash [...]
All you wanted to know about body language
I love these infographics. So for all you girls out there, getting your thing on while trying to find THE ONE, here is some stuff about body language. Surprise, surprise--it was commissioned by a dating agency. Here are a few choice [...]
Fat hair
I know why the weight has been slowly creeping up on me. It's my bloody hair's fault. Now before you think I'm just going all blame happy here, someone who has important initials after their name put the idea in my head. US Surgeon General Regina [...]
Annie and Danny
Following is a beautiful video about a couple from Brooklyn called Danny and Annie. The video is a cartoon visual of a radio interview that they gave just before Danny's death from terminal cancer. Not a great way to start the week you might [...]
This might be more significant than THAT royal wedding
It's finally happened. Barbie and Ken have tied the knot. Actually Barbie and Ken have tied the knot millions of times when every little girl in the world march Barbie down the aisle with a handkerchief draped on her head. My Barbie never got to [...]
Manflu
I've had the flu for ages. Three weeks in fact. Feeling very sorry for myself. So sorry in fact that my daughter thinks I may have manflu. She showed me the website and it seems that it is a genuine condition. Now I don't have manflu, but I will [...]
It’s not me, it’s you
This is my column for this week's Gen X Girl weekly column published in Savvy Magazine in the Townsville Bulletin. I’m in the midst of a relationship breakup. Well, we haven’t broken up yet, but I’m thinking all the signs are there. [...]
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