‘Celebrity’ Archives
Diana would be 50 today–how time flies
Happy 50th birthday Princess Diana. Well happy 50th birthday if you were still alive. Newsweek has gone all out with a creepy cover to commemorate the big day. And no you're not seeing dead people in the Newsweek photo. They really have [...]
Warnie the trophy wife
This is from my weekly column that appears in the Townsville Bulletin's Savvy Magazine. I love makeovers. Love TV makeover shows more for that matter. Property, people, lifestyles—I'm all over them. Just so long that some that was previously in [...]
Heart Tiffani
That Justin Bieber--he's just so cute. Did you see him working the Tiffani Theissen shirt at the awards the other night. Pop culture meets couture. Anyway in an all out love-fest Tiffani returned the favour by rocking a Justin Bieber t shirt. You [...]
Kate declares that she is not a clothes-horse
So Princess Kate has declared that she is not a clothes horse and WILL NOT be taking a dresser with her on her upcoming tour of Canada. I was a bit alarmed when I read that. Until it was followed up with the statement that she WILL be taking a [...]
Do you find this poster a bit unnecessary?
So what do you think of the promo poster for the US version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Me? Not liking it. Looks too much grunge porn for my liking. And why has Daniel Craig got wrapped round Rooney Mara's neck like that? Does he want [...]
The big O and I don’t mean Oprah
I got my hair straightened the other day. One of those Keratin things with all the formaldahyde in it. Well I'm pretty sure there is formaldahyde in it--you know the stuff they suspend dead animals in. When I walked into the salon it looked like a [...]
It really was a fairytale wedding
Thought parts of the royal wedding seemed a little familiar? That's because you've seen it before--in Disney's Cinderella. Sort of, not really. Some clever photoshop manipulator came up with this little graphic. The colours have been changed [...]
You called your baby what?
This is my Gen X Girl column from this week's Townville Bulletin Savvy magazine. I think Mariah Carey may have been looking at her sumptuous array of cosmetics when she named her twins. What other possible explanation can there be for Moroccan? I [...]
Recommendation: go see Water for Elephants
I've had a bit of mixed week with the movies. On Tuesday I went to see Something Borrowed. If you are planning on seeing this then don't bother. It was a big steaming load of shit. That message especially hit me when I leaned over to my movie [...]
I do, again and again and again
Michael Buble got married again on the weekend. It's his third time. To the same woman. That's commitment. This time, Buble and his bride Luisana Lopilato got married in Canada in front of 500 people. They originally got married on March 31, then [...]
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