‘Celebrity’ Archives
Give me a set of those Bracken bazookas
God it's been hot. So hot that the cold water in the tap runs hot. So hot that you don't even bother with the GHD because your hair's going to frizz anyway. So hot that wearing clothes should be optional. So in the spirit of things I decided to go [...]
Peter Garrett is a hypocrite
We like to blame the government when things go wrong. Sometimes it's a valid call, sometimes it's a stretch. We're told by journalists why it is the government's fault and then had it spelt out differently by media commentators and bloggers. Rock [...]
Banker caught perving at Miranda Kerr
Just in case you've been hiding under a rock this last week, here is the video of the banker caught perving at naked Miranda Kerr pix while a collegue is doing a live news cross. Check out the look on his face when he realises what's [...]
Man tan gone wrong
Oh dear, this is what happens when you let men loose in your makeup bag. I warned you about this last week with my post on Man Spanx. Gen Xer Bradley Cooper, who has been in every movie made for the last six months, was obviously feeling a [...]
58 looks like this!
Hollywood celebrities put a fair bit of pressure on we ordinary folk with their ageless look, perfect bodies, coiffed hair, but we can always remind ourselves that they have to look like this to have a career and also take comfort in the fact that [...]
Nine out of 100
I am having the worst run with movies lately. Last week I took myself to see Nine, potential Oscar nominee, full of Oscar winners actors (Daniel Day-Lewis, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard et al), sounds good doesn't it? Well it [...]
Is it me or does Nicole look weird?
Is that really you Nicole? My how you've changed. It's been what a week since we last met and in that time you've turned into a granny, a flash granny admittedly but still a granny. You're looking a little fresh around the face (have you not [...]
Don’t you hate this?
Normally I love these photos of stars without make up as they make me feel so much better about myself. But apparently Charlise Theron looks good with and without makeup. I'll have to find something else to make me feel good today. Pic
I don’t get Kate Moss
OK, I'm probably going to upset you fashionistas out there, but you know what, I just don't get Kate Moss. With full hair and makeup she's quite stunning, but aren't we all. But you know you'd be lucky to find a photo of Ms Moss in full hair and [...]
What’s going on in Home and Away?
My life's complete, Home and Away is back on for the year. Oh how I've missed you. But Summer Bay is not as I remember it. There are all these big landscape shots of the hospital which is as big as Rockhampton Base Hospital. Perhaps they're [...]
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