‘Celebrity’ Archives
Disney does housewife
Thanks to my friend Lisa, who knowing my love all thing Housewives of (insert big US city here) sent this clip to me. How good is Lindsay Lohan? Reminded me of Mean Girls.
And the winner is…
Such a day of competition today. February 27 will go down in history as the day of the great showdown. Who will it be? Now the intro to this post is deliberately vague, as I wanted to allude (I'm trying to be clever) to the competition of the [...]
Prince Ken and Princess Barbie
Oh, who am I kidding. I'm so thrilled. My favourite things--Prince William and Princess Kate combined with my other favourite things Ken and Barbie (ok, wine and champagne would be in the favourite thing mix, but it's not that sort of post [...]
Will this ruin Downton Abbey for you?
Can't wait till Downton Abbey comes back on. Well really I can because--I've seen the second series. An English friend sent the series over at Christmas time. It's so good. I won't spoil it for you. Will seeing the Downton Abbey people as [...]
Happy V Day
In honour of Valentine's Day, I offer you the stupidest song ever. In the world. In history. Yes, it's Heart's All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You. Yep, the song that gave us the euphemism "we walked in the garden, we planted a seed". Oh the good old [...]
Oh dear
This is one for we girls. My he's lovely. Despite those tatts. I've actually got no idea what he's selling. Don't care either.
How to get an hour glass figure
I used to wear those super duper control pantyhose. They worked a treat. Held up the bum, sucked in the gut and slimmed down the hips and thighs. Going to toilet was a total pain. Can't tell you the number of times I just gave up and peeled them off [...]
What to wear to Ascot races
Dressing for the races is big business. And more and more of us are doing it, but apparently less and less of us are getting it right. And those bastions of all things that are right and proper--the big cheeses who make the rules at Royal [...]
Blue IV Z
So Beyonce and Jay-Z had their baby. It was a girl. In a middle finger to colour stereotyping they called it Blue. Blue Ivy. That's because some little upstart singer stole their first choice, Pink. The IV bit is from the couples love of the [...]
Happy birthday Kate and GXJ
I'm a little late posting today. All tired from singing a karaoke duet of True Colours with my girl crush Princess Kate. It's her 30th birthday today. She had an eighties themed karaoke bash. I wore a little blue slashed to the belly button jumpsuit [...]
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