That Twitter is an amazing research device. Really we should just rid of all those people who do research for a job and just listen to Twitter. It’s got its finger on the pulse of the world. (I just made that up but if anyone thinks it workable in an ad campaign then call me).
Anyway just to show Twitter’s worth, it has come up with a list of the top 50 ugly baby names. Unsurprisingly Ivy Blue featured. Actually I don’t that’s such a bad name. There’s way worse. I written about them before.
So here’s some of the list. Twitter’s right again. Some of these names are just plain ugly. Uvala? Someone should get in BIG trouble for doing that to their kid. They can only end up a drug dealer with a name like that.
Arthur
Bertha
Betty
Beverly
Blue ivy
Bruce
Chauncey
Clarence
Dolores
Dorcas
Dreshawn
Edna (my poor grandmother’s name)
Edward
Elmer
Gene
Gertrude (my poor grandmother’s other name)
Gunther
Helga
Jomiesha
La-a (Ladasha)
Luther
Mort
Myrtle
Nevaeh (that Heaven backwards. Is that hell then?)
Nigel
Percy
Phillip
Phyllis
Quanisha Ronald
Sausagea (wtf)
Shaquetta
Shaneekwa (my daughter’s fake cab name)
Syquasia
Uvula
Virgina
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