Watching Toddlers and Tiaras is a bit like looking at a car crash. You know you should look away but there’s something about tragedy that just sucks you in. Like Honey Boo Boo.
God bless Honey Boo Boo, daughter of the world’s most delusional mother. But to ma’s credit, she’s injected that child with a big old dose of self esteem. And goo goo juice.
No idea what goo goo juice is, but I feel the need to get me some.