I used to wear those super duper control pantyhose. They worked a treat. Held up the bum, sucked in the gut and slimmed down the hips and thighs. Going to toilet was a total pain. Can’t tell you the number of times I just gave up and peeled them off because in my drunken state I could never get them back up again without doing damage to my internal organs.
But now I’ve heard about my new inspriration–Octavia Spencer (star of the movie The Help) who wore not one but three pairs of Spanx to the SAG award. Octavia says that three pairs of spanx pinches you in where you need to be pinched. Yes they would.
I’ll bet she’s ended up with a urinary tract infection the silly thing. She wouldn’t have been able to pee all night.
Watch Octavia tell Ellen all about it. Actually when you think about it it’s a silly topic to talk and blog about. It seemed important when I started writing. Not so much now. Sorry.
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