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Sunday May 19th 2013

Ten lessons from a tropical island

I’m keeping my tropical island holiday theme going today as I learned some valuable lessons that I thought you might like to know. Also now that I am back at work I just want to remind myself that not so long I was on a tropical island.

So here goes–my top ten list of lessons learned from The Lodge on the Solomon Islands.

  1. If you are travelling with connecting flights always used the national carrier that owns the connecting flights. This proved particularly useful when the Dash 8s were grounded due to a plane crash and we were guaranteed flights off the island to Honiara. Yes, it may have been a little, tiny plane flown by a great big pilot, yes we were weighed before getting on the plane, but we did make our flight home.
  2. Being slightly drunk helps one board a tiny plane.
  3. Tinned whole tomatoes can be squashed up with a vodka bottle to make bloody marys.
  4. It is best not to do squash tomatoes while wearing a white kaftan.
  5. 30+ waterproof sunblock does work for four hours.
  6. Rash shirts do provide excellent sun protection while snorkelling, fishing and kayaking therefore preventing even more sun cancers.
  7. Rash shirts will never be a fashion item.
  8. There is no such thing as a decent face sunblock. Body sunblocks and zinc cream cause big fat acne pimples. Proper face sunblock does not stay on in the water.  If there is such a thing as waterproof, non-pore blocking face sunblock could someone let me know or at least invent it.
  9. Freckles under ones eyes look really strange (see lesson 8).
  10. Buy your full duty free alcohol allowance.  You will drink it all.

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