Gen X Journey

Katy Perry’s mother is writing a book about her relationship with her daughter. Shades of Dina Lohan I say, but this is worse because Katy Perry’s mother is a preacher. Did you know that?

I’m shocked. Firstly that Katy’s mother is a preacher and secondly that someone who likes to tell us all how to live by God’s word wants to trash her own daughter in print. But that’s just me.

Anyway, guess what the worst, the most despicable thing that Katy has done to horrify preacher mum? Katy showed the top of her boobs. Not the whole boob mind you, just the tops. This is what she said.

‘Katy stepped out from behind the changing doors in a tiny risqué costume,’ she recalled.
‘No mother wants to see the top of her daughter’s boobs. My first instinct was to order her back behind those doors and demand she put something else on.
‘However, I had no problem letting my eyebrows say what I wouldn’t allow my mouth to utter.’

Gosh, she’s lucky that she’s not my mother. I show the tops of my boobs all the time and I’ve got a few years worth of droop on mine. Somehow showing the tops of one’s boobs, doesn’t really seem that shocking does it? It’s not like say flashing your bits like Paris Hilton.

But that’s not all Ms Perry Hudson is upset about. She’s apparently not a big fan of Russell Brand. Surprising that. Can’t see what she doesn’t like about him, though I think he’s hysterical and strangely clever, but maybe  it could have something to do with all that swearing, oversharing and previous addictions, but I’m just guessing here.

Anyway just to be clear here, Ms Perry Hudson’s intentions are noble. She just wants to save Katy from herself. That’s lovely isn’t it. I thought it was all about making money, but apparently I’m wrong. It’s about the boobs. Image