You know that awkward time when, as a teenager, you realise that your parents still have sex? Well imagine how former British PM’s Tony Blair’s children must feel.
You could dismiss that a cruel, unfounded teasing, but it’s not. Tony Blair publicly made that claim. God, politician are such liars.
He wrote in his book, which was nominated for a prize for a Bad Sex Literary Award, the following about his relationship with his wife before the Labour leadership bid in 1994:
I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct, knowing I would need every ounce of emotional power to cope with what lay ahead.
Ewwww. Didn’t he realise that not only was the world reading it, judging him and pronouncing him a wanker, that his parents, in-laws and own children would be doing the same. How did they ever look each other in the eye over Christmas dinner?
Anyway Cherie’s into oversharing if this week’s statement is any indication.
Tony and I have been married 31 years and known each other more like 35 and even after 35 years he still excites me in all possible ways.
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