Hasn’t Justin Bieber got all grown up? Last week he was espousing his views on abortion, sex and the US healthcare system. This week he’s sucking face with Selena Gomez at the Vanity Fair Oscars after party. Busy boy.
There’s part of me that is just cringeing for Justin. Like any 13 year old Belieber (Bieber believer) I’ve had a good look at his sucky face kissing action, and I think his technique may be found wanting. Is it just me or is that the action you develop when you practice making out with your arm?
He’s certainly into Ms Gomez, who is two years his senior. This is a lot in teenage years. Teenage years are like dog years. One year in teenagerism equates to four years in real life. This is the reason that 15 year olds don’t talk to 13 years olds and 18 year olds don’t date 16 year olds–unless they’re Justin Bieber. And you can’t really blame Selena for making an exception can you?
JB has got all the moves happening. He sported the matching red pocket square to complement his partner’s dress. He escorted her into the party with his hand planted firmly on her arse and then, so obligingly, made out with her in front of the cameras. I don’t feel right about watching it as it weird and pervy and inappropriate all rolled into one.
But I’ve just got one question. Did his mother know he was out? I was a bit of a Nazi with my daughter at 16 when she wanted to go to parties. How old will the guests be? Will there be alcohol? Which parents are supervising. You know the normal mother questions?
I don’t think I’d have let my daughter go to a party full of adults drinking alcohol and probably imbibing in a few Charlie Sheen inspired party favours. No I’d have pushed her aside and commandeered the invitation for myself just like Dina Lohan.