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Wednesday June 19th 2013

Stop the presses. Australian men have 4th biggest penises in the world

So who came first you’re all asking. Well it’s those hot Danish who’s average penis size is 7.59 inches or 19.28cm. No wonder Princess Mary always looks so smug.

Anyway how does the average Australian man compare? His is 18.82cm. Fairly impressive when you compare it to 40th placed Malaysia whose men measure up to a mere 15.4cm. Feeling good about yourselves now, boys.

Anyway thanks to The Luxury Spot, here is the world’s top 40 nations ranked according to penis size in inches. And there’s a handy little graphic too for all you visual thinkers.

1. Denmark – 7.59
2. Italy – 7.44
3. Sweden – 7.44
4. Australia – 7.41
5. Netherlands – 7.41
6. Belgium – 7.39
7. England – 7.38
8. Switzerland – 7.37
9. USA – 7.37
10. Greece – 7.37
11. Dominican Republic – 7.36
12. France – 7.36
13. New Zealand – 7.35
14. Ireland – 7.33
15. Panama – 7.32
16. Spain – 7.31
17. Canada – 7.3
18. Cuba – 7.28
19. Israel – 7.27
20. Portugal – 7.26
21. Brazil – 7.25
22. Egypt – 7.22
23. South Africa – 7.21
24. Germany – 7.21
25. Argentina – 7.21
26. Chile – 7.19
27. Colombia – 7.19
28. Russia – 7.17
29. Costa Rica – 7.14
30. Venezuela – 7.11
31. South Korea – 6.98
32. Peru – 6.95
33. Mexico – 6.89
34. China – 6.86
35. Thailand – 6.82
36. India – 6.74
37. Taiwan – 6.56
38. Indonesia – 6.54
39. Philippines – 6.14
40. Malaysia – 6.08

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8 Responses to “Stop the presses. Australian men have 4th biggest penises in the world”

  1. aaron says:

    How insightfull and good to know! lol

  2. Jay says:

    Sorry mates–this is like presenting 20 countries with the biggest airlines and then not including the USA. Your big penis list is not complete without the 47 countries in Africa. Denmark would be (maybe) # 48 and Oz # 52 if you’da been honest!

  3. Jesper Ryskin says:

    The graphics are wrong. Number 2-5 shows around 7.2, although they are nearly 7.5.

  4. Ayanna says:

    Hi Kellie,

    I really enjoy your website, thanks! I especially like some of the more risque posts.

    Jay, as a woman of Somalian descent I certainly know about the rumours and they’re just not true. I’m an ‘experienced’ lady and they’re all pretty much the same on average. Some bigger some smaller.

    I believed that white men were smaller for a long time until I opened my self up to dating them. The biggest I’ve seen by far was a white one, it wasn’t very pretty though.

    I do wonder though why there’s no African countries on there. I would like to see where Somalia is Kellie!?

  5. Kellie says:

    Gosh, I’m not sure where Somalia would be. Perhaps the researchers didn’t venture that far. I certainly know that I don’t have the facilities to research that info. LOL. Don’t think my husband would approve. Anyone else?

  6. Ayanna says:

    Kellie, using the best research facility (google)lol I find a few interesting things. You should try, hehe or maybe not.

    http://www.penissizedebate.com/page48_penissize-race.htm
    http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html

    I must suspect photoshop was used in the first one.

    Most interesting in the second one was the part on self perception.

  7. Marvin says:

    Hillariously inaccurate by about 2.5 inches fort all “countries”. What a load of shite.

  8. kyra says:

    wooo im backpacking in australia next yr. I was jus googling aussie guys to check it all out lol

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