This is a little gem that’s floating out there in cyberspace–well Craigslist to be specific. Can I tell all you single girls, it’s times like this when I’m glad to be a happily married woman (or female as the following poet likes to say).
Anyway get a load of this dude. What a catch. He’s only offering a fun easy time and good sex. Well wahoo–no wraps on him. Poor love he wants to remain unshackled to any female for longer than he wants to be.
However, if bizarrely you are attracted to this tosser, well don’t bother because he’s got a new girl who although she is “very materialistic” it’s not her fault it was how she was raised. And it helps that she like a guy with money.
So please read the following if only to feel better that you did not date this old, rich, commitment phobe wanker who doesn’t know the meaning of discretion.
Out of sight – out of mind – m4w
Do you finally get it?
I need you to move on. Go away nicely and quietly and don’t hate me.
I couldn’t bear it if you were hurt and angry with me, though it wouldn’t be the first time
a female said they hated me.
I never meant to hurt you but you are not what I need at this point in my life.
I need someone who doesn’t want anything from me but a fun easy time and good sex.
You’re too special and deserve more. More which I cannot give to you now.
I can deal with monogamy, but I also need freedom to be able to just do as I please.
You’ll want a serious commitment which I can’t give you. Like I said, I can be loyal, I just need
to know I am free and not shackled to any one female for longer than I want to be.
Until my current situation changes and until “this one” I am seeing goes Suzy Home Maker on me,
I am not going to be in contact with you any more. It may seem as though we are friends, but we
are really not. You need to stop trying to think of reasons to be in touch. I can’t do it anymore.
I want to forget you and just remember how much fun it used to be. You made me laugh.
You distracted me at a time when I needed to be distracted and that time is over. I didn’t think I
would ever be back with “this one” but she won’t let me go. She’s easy and has agreed to my terms.
It’s convenient for both of us and it’s working with very little effort. I know I will eventually be bored by her,
but until then, I wish you only the best and hope you find a gentleman to take care of you the way you
deserve to be taken care of. You are a jewel and I know I will miss you, but I’m not planning on changing anything
right now. Besides, she and I both have kids, we frequent the same spots, she’s several years younger than I am and
she’s turned on by my “Tough Life” style. She’s very materialistic, but that’s how she was raised and she knows it and doesn’t
try to hide it so I can’t blame her for loving the good life. She likes older guys with money. I like easy relationships.
I’m sorry, I never wanted you to find out this way. I just needed to somehow gently ask you to move on since
I don’t see a future for us of any kind. I can’t share my personal life with you anymore. It’s hypocritical and
makes no sense. Even though I only want this easy relationship, I am a one girl at a time kind of guy.
This is something I just can’t bring myself to tell you, so I had to resort to CL and hope that you eventually read this and get the hint.
Baby, it’s me. You will always be the only one who was ever able to uncover the real me and make me feel totally myself.
There will always be a space in my heart for you. Image
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