Just a Gen X girl in the world
Sunday September 5th 2010

I’m shocked. Really, I’ve led a sheltered life.

You know those John Wayne movies when the kindly madam from the whorehouse comes good and usually takes a bullet for the good guy?

Well I’d never really given much thought to old fashioned whore houses, the same way I didn’t really give much thought to Julia Roberts actually being a prositute in Pretty Woman. Sort of just glossed over the fact that whorehouses were there in the old days and you know they probably just had sex with drunken dirty cowboys, all energetic thumping and pumping.

But no, because look at this extract from a book that showed 1912 whorehouse products and prices. Click on the picture and all will be revealed.  You’ll be shocked, I know I am. I didn’t know you could do half of these things. Well I did but only in porn movies.

Check out the Pinkey’s Special–Underfucking woman on top, tits in your face, with extra lady to play with your balls while blowing wind up your ass hole with goose quill. And all for the grand price of $30. A goose quill–really? But at least you know what you’re getting up front and exactly how much it’s going to cost you.

Anyway I must say that this has ruined cowboy movies for me forever. I’m never going to be able to look at the kindly madam in quite the same way again.

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