You couldn’t imagine this if you tried.
No it’s not some sort of condom for people with a snake fetish, it’s a swimsuit for very confident men. It’s called The Cobra.
It comes in a small, medium or large. Please, what man, no matter how delusional, is going to buy anything but the large.
This is what the blurb on its sales site says.
“Perfectly well!”- Thats the answer to the question you just asked of “But how does it stay on?!” It actually stays there perfectly fine hugging your junk comfortably, who knew?! Its made in black on black leather look snakeskin pattern spandex. Its GENIUS, if you ask us, and YOU will be the only thing anyone ever talks about for the next six months if you buy it! Promise!
Yep, I’m pretty sure people will be talking about you for a very long time.
Wonder if my husband would like one for his birthday? They’re only $28.
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So one an-all over Tuscan tan coming up?