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Monday February 6th 2012

Mamma Mia Chris Klein

Do you remember Chris Klein? He’s the bloke that Katie Holmes was engaged to forever before Tom Cruise jumped on the couch and stole her from him. There is actually a scurrilous rumour floating around that Suri Cruise is actually Suri Klein, but that would be repeating malicious gossip so forget that I wrote that.

So back to Chris Klein. He was the jock come good in the American Pie movies. So he hasn’t done a whole lot of late and I’m really not sure if this audition tape for Mamma Mia is a piss take or not. I mean this man cannot sing. Really cannot sing. He sounds worse than me on Singstar.

He’s sort of losing his hair and stuff and comes across as a bit of a dickhead, so I guess it must be real as the official version was removed from the internet. I thought he was auditioning for one of the father parts in Mamma Mia, but I think he was trying for the daughter’s love interest.

He’s a game one isn’t he? So here’s the bootleg copy that’s floating around. I predict it will go viral. Persist with it, it’s worth it for the high notes.

Do you think he might have had a bit of chemical assistance before he tried out? I’ll let you be the judge of that. Image

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