Do you find your dog’s arse offensive? Now there’s a question you didn’t think you’d hear today. Personally it’s not something I’ve ever given much thought to. But there’s someone at Etsy who has. Because they have invented the Rear Gear sticker.
Yes, lumped under the further explanatory heading of No More Mr Brown Eye, you can avail yourself of a sticker to stick over your dog’s arse. The stickers come in a variety of types and colours ranging from a flower to a ring. The ring cracks me up. Oh gosh look at that two arsehole references in one sentence, but no one really thought this was going to be a deep and meaningful post did they.
I have a couple of questions about the arsehole sticker. What happens when you dog wants to do a number 2. Do you follow him round and rip it from his behind just before he does the deed? Secondly why won’t any old sticker do the same job. My husband has stickers from work. I wonder what would happen if I stuck a Hankook tyre sticker on my dog Jack’s arse. I’m fairly sure he’d get his own version of a doggy brazilian when I tried to rip it off.
Anyway, these stickers are just stupid. Nearly as stupid as the girl who’s posing in this photo with the Rear Gear stickers. Here’s your chance at fame. Get your photo taken next to a dog’s bum and we’ll post it all over the internet. What’s next? Are we going to start dressing our dogs up in stupid clothes and carrying them round in our handbags? Image
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