She’s not really a princess but she’s done the one vital thing that gives any inconsequential American a place in American royalty and that’s make a sex tape that, oh bother, got released on the internet–I wonder how that happened? Anyway I had a look at it (purely for research and maybe some tips). Let’s just say that the whole thing is a total set up. No one is that easily pleased.
Would it surprise you to know that Kim and Paris Hilton were once besties but not anymore because Kim stole Paris’ thunder in the I am a Useless Waste of Space category of American celebritidom.
Want to know more about Kim? Well she’s got lots of followers on Twitter, has her own reality TV shows (Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Kim and Khloe Do Something or Other Somewhere). Kim’s best known for the sex tape and also for dating footballer Reggie Bush, but they just broke up and Kim doesn’t want to talk about him or the sex tape, so she should make for a riveting interview. Oh and let’s not forget she lost 2kg on the plane trip here to Australia and now she can look great in her bikini.
The Kardashians are an interesting clan, made all the more so because all their names begin with K. Mum is called Kris and then there’s the sisters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. See the pattern emerging here. Anyway there are two more half sisters called Kylie and Kendall. Amazing all those K names. Imagine if they’d have started off with a difficult letter like U–they could have had Ursula, Una (can’t think of any more–lucky they went with the K).
It’s just like that mega-sized American family the Duggars who have 19 kids all whose names begin with J. My favourite is Jinger. I can’t figure out if it’s Jinger to rhyme with singer or creative phonetic spelling of Ginger. Anyway they made a great big mistake.
Every teacher knows that boys whose names begin with J can be quite challenging. I knew a teacher once who sat down and cried because she had five J named boys on her class list. Everyone felt very sorry for her. Not all J boys are challenging. Ones called John are usually a piece of cake, but it’s those Joels and Joes and Jasons you have to be worried about. But no worries, they all leave school in year 10 and become tradies who like massive amounts of beer. I’ll bet Mrs Duggar wished she had that bit of knowledge before she went so J crazy.
Anyway back to KK (lucky her middle name is Noel not Kristy–how messy would that be). KNK has left Australia and gone home to her TV reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians and her personal appearances where she can show of her Killer Kleavage and Klassy Kurves. God I love some good alliteration. And just to keep it all nicely themed do you know the name of Kim’s sex tape partner? Ray J. God that cracks me up. Image