Feeling like a bit of self-inflicted torture? I’ve got a few tests here to help you decide whether your body is in decline. You only need a few household items and some office supplies.
- Are your boobs sagging? You need a pencil, that’s all. Take off your bra, hold up your boobs and tuck the pencil on the underside of your boobs. If it slides straight out they’re all upright and perky. If that pencil is lodged their then grab your bra and put it back on. Probably best to remove the pencil first. If you failed go and make yourself a cocktail and sulk for a bit.
- Do you have a saggy arse? Do the same as above but this time put the pencil under your arse cheeks. If it stays there go and get crying drunk.
- Do you have a scary frown line? Using lipstick place a smear along one side of your frown line (you’ll need a mirror for this). Then frown really hard. If you get a mirror image on the other side of your face, you have frown lineitis and you probably look scary to small children. It’s up to you if you want to live with this.
- Old hands? Place your hand flat on a surface. Pinch the skin on the back of your hand and hold for 10 seconds. Let go and time how long it takes your skin to return to normal (if ever). Longer is not better. Try it on one of your children if you want to be seriously sad. Look how that plump young skin just bounces back.
- Take an online age test. If you drink, smoke and don’t eat your veges, this may be a depressing experience for you. Image
Post Published: 12 April 2010
Author: Kellie
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