Not only do blondes have more fun, but now they get paid more as well. It’s enough to make any girl dash off to their hairdresser demanding a full tint and head of foils.
You could of course discard this bit of knowledge as media hype, but I know it’s true as I am a big old fake blonde, and my life is easier because of it. In my opinion (and this is only anecdotal) blondes get loads more attention, when we do our job well everyone is pleasantly surprised because we are underestimated and you never ever show dandruff.
So these are my top reasons for being blonde.
- Blondes are paid 7% more than people with any other hair colour according to a study in the Economic Letters
- Blondes have wealthier husbands because they are more fun and outgoing according to Olga Uskova, president of the International Blondes Association
- Blondes do better in the workplace because when they make a mistake they can say, sorry about that, it’s because I’m blonde and get away with it, also according to Olga.
- Blonde hair blends in with grey hair. I’d rather look cheap than old (that’s a Kellieism)
- Blonde hair looks better with black dresses.
- Barbie is blonde.
- Blondie was a cool band. There is no band called Brunettie or Redheadie.
- Blondes can swim in the sea and go blonder. Every other hair colour just fades.
- Blondes can make men’s general knowledge scores drop by a mere photograph according to a University of Paris X-Nanterre study.
- Blondes are more aggressive and likely to get their own way according to a study from the University of Southern California
And the final word on blondism goes to that great blonde oracle, Dolly Parton who said “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.”
I’m hearin’ ya Dolly. Image
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