- You must be in a committed relationship (otherwise the get out of jail free part doesn’t apply–what’s the point?)
- Your person of choice must be attainable but too far out of your reach (so Marilyn Monroe is not allowed because she is dead and therefore not attainable, but the hot neighbour from two doors down is disqualified because she/he could be likely)
- You are unlikely to ever meet with your person of choice
- If you do meet with your person of choice and you get it on, then your partner is not to be cross because it was Your Get Out of Jail Free Person.
Hugh Jackman is my GOJFP and more importantly he and I have a close connection (one degree of separation). This is due to the fact that I once wore the actual dress that Claudia Karvan wore when she starred with him in Paperback Hero(a truly great movie). If you’ve seen the movie it’s the red dress that she’s wearing when they karaoked Crying. But sadly that’s as close to Hugh as I’m likely to get.
And please don’t anyone tell me that he’s gay. I just won’t have it. He is not and all you people who say is he is are just being mean. I also have it on very good authority from my hairdresser, who worked with Hugh on a movie, that he’s not gay. Hugh’s not gay that is. My hairdresser is very, very gay and Hugh apparently sent out not a signal to my hairdresser, much to my hairdresser’s distress.
Gosh all that makes me sound a little important, but I’m not. I just have some cool friends.
My husband is quite predictable. He chose Jennifer Hawkins. Unfortunately for him his only degree of separation is that they were both in Brisbane on Friday. Not even in the same suburb. But I kindly bought him the Marie Claire a couple of months ago when Jen was nude on the front, and he was really grateful.
To be honest if my 40 something husband managed to snag Jennifer Hawkins I would be seriously impressed. Impressed enough to put it in my Christmas emails just to show off. Heck, I’d even blog it. (I’m being this cool about it because I know it will never, ever happen.)
So if I’ve got you thinking about you GOJFP and you’re stuck for ideas then try this online quiz. I did it and it came up with The Rock. That’s cool, I like The Rock–he was great in Race to Witch Mountain. By the way he likes to be called Dwayne Johnson now which is a little nerdy for a cool dude like The Rock, but hey, it’s his call.
So who’s you GOJFP? Image