Gen X Journey

I haven’t been this horrified for years. Not since I heard that Prince Charles wanted to be Camilla’s tampon. But horrified I am, and it’s all due to Tiger’s texting. I know Tiger has been a cheating cad, but when you actually read what’s been said, you sort of lose any dwindling modicum of respect that may have remained.

You can read the full transcript  of Tiger’s sexting with Mistress No 1067 Joslyn James here, but I’ve chosen a few choice ones for you if you’re a bit short on time.

Do not read these if you are under 18, it’s weirdo grown up talk from whackos, or if you are likely to be offended, or if you think Tiger’s private life if off limits.

• I want to treat you rough, throw you round, spank and slap you
• Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
• Hold you down while I Choke you and fuck that ass I own
• Then I’m going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
• Next time I see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
• I have no idea. I would love the ability to make you sore.
• After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Charming.

Now I just want to make a few points.

• Do women really get off being talked to like this? I would actually come around and give him a good hard slap and a kick in the balls if he sent texts like this me.
• I applaud his use of the comma. Well done Tiger. The comma is an under-utilised piece of punctuation.
• Is their something Freudian going on with the random capitalisation of Choke and Fuck? Is there a deep underlying issue that needs futher examination here?
• What’s with all the violent references? I really hope Tiger is getting serious help in that sex-addiction clinic. I fear for his golf putter if he doesn’t get this under control. Image