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Saturday July 31st 2010

Would you vajazzle your vajayjay?

Girls, listen up there’s a new trend on the block. And it was started by none other than that Ghost Whispering style queen, Jennifer Love Hewitt who recently admitted to vajazzling her “precious lady”. Apparently it “shined like a disco ball”.
So what exactly is a vajazzle? Put mathematically it goes like this. Bedazzle + vagina = vajazzle. Wow. Who’d have thought it. So you want to know how it works don’t you?
 
Disclaimer: Technically I know that it is the mons pubis that is being pimped up but somehow monjazzling doesn’t have the same ring.  So we’ll stick with the anatomically misnamed vajayjay for the purposes of sensationalism.
 
  •  Step 1: Get a full brazilian.
  • Step 2: Cleanse to remove all traces of wax
  • Step 3: Apply Swarovski crystal transfer
  • Step 4: Apply further individual crystals as needed

Apparently the crystals last five days though you’re advised not to get jiggy for the first day to let them set. Seems a bit of a waste doesn’t it. All that sparkle for look don’t touch. Do you think it glows in the dark?

A lot of things could go wrong with this though. It would completely catch on your La Perla’s and totally ruin them. And what happens when they fall off? I hope they don’t work their way into the aforementioned vajayjay. That could proved troublesome and quite unhygienic.

If you’re interested in Ms Love Hewitt’s revelations here’s the clip. I’ve never heard anyone other than a romance novel heroine refer to her bits as her precious lady. I really think she’s lost the right to ever complain about the media intruding on her private life ever again. Overshare much?

 
 

 

  • Step 1: Get a full brazilian.
  • Step 2: Cleanse to remove all traces of wax
  • Step 3: Apply Swarovski crystal transfer
  • Step 4: Apply further individual crystals as needed

Apparently the crystals last five days though you’re advised not to get jiggy for the first day to let them set. Seems a bit of a waste doesn’t it. All that sparkle for look don’t touch. Do you think it glows in the dark?

A lot of things could go wrong with this though. It would completely catch on your La Perla’s and totally ruin them. And what happens when they fall off? I hope they don’t work their way into the aforementioned vajayjay. That could proved troublesome and quite unhygienic.

If you’re interested in Ms Love Hewitt’s revelations here’s the clip. I’ve never heard anyone other than a romance novel heroine refer to her bits as her precious lady. I really think she’s lost the right to ever complain about the media intruding on her private life ever again. Overshare much?

 
 

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4 Responses to “Would you vajazzle your vajayjay?”

  1. This is hilarious … I am laughing out loud … I wonder if my c scar could be bejewelled in a simialr fashion … hee hee hee linking back – hugs le

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