There’s a special place in my heart, buried in the contempt chamber, that I keep just for Lara Bingle. The girl really, really annoys me and it’s not in anyway related to the Where the bloody hell are you campaign, in fact I thought she was rather good in that.No my feelings of contempt, annoyance and general piss-offedness stem from her publicity seeking, star-fucking, wannabe Victoria Beckham forays of–well–forever.
OK, now cynic that I am when I first heard of the shower photo, I thought Lara might have had a hand in this, given her propensity for seeking the cameras. But no, I don’t think this anymore because of the forehead factor.
Wow that was one wrinkled forehead. You can tell it’s an old photo because Lara of today could not wrinkle that forehead no matter how hard she tried to work out how much 25% off was at the Chanel sale. I think this photo is gold, because it is obviously the impetus that pushed Lara into getting botox injections and therefore her signature vacuous look whenever she is photographed.
Did you know she had a big fight at the cricket the other night with Michael Clarke? Yep, she went to his work and picked a fight in the dressing room. Apparently she’d tried to find a secluded corner to have said fight, but you know love, it is a dressing room with players and managers and masseuses and mates and wives and hanger on-ers and the media. Perfect spot to pick a fight with the boy. TOTAL PRIVACY. Apparently she said that cricket is boring. No shit, Sherlock. You do know that that’s his job, no matter how hard he tries to pretend he’s a Hell’s Angel with all those tattoos.
It’s the second Lara Bingle fuelled dressing room fight that Clarke has been involved with. Remember last year when Simon Katich grabbed Clarke by the throat because Clarke wanted to sing the team song early so he could leave to meet Lara. I’m not sure what the significance of the team song is but it must have been a big deal because Simon Katich seems such a nice man (well he did seem so on Celebrity Masterchef anyhow), not one prone to throat grabbing anyhow, unless of course extremely provoked.
And let’s not get into the Mystery of the Missing Aston Martin. If you’ve forgotten a mastermind thief stole Lara’s $1/4 million engagement present (cricket may be boring but it pays well) from her secure garage. Turns out Lara forgot to lock the garage and the keys for the car were in the other car’s glovebox and the mastermind car thief was 14. Got lots of headlines though and Lara held up so well throughout the whole process. Heck she remembered to take a hair and makeup team to Bondi Beach to discuss the car theft. What a trooper.
But anyway back to the shower photo. Lara has underworld figure John Ibrahim in her corner (he’s going to be featured in the new Underbelly). He’s told Fevola to stop or else. Or else what? This is so exciting. Doesn’t Lara have some lovely friends?
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Do you think this is Lara’s version of a Paris Hilton sex tape?
She looks like the shower scene from Psycho.
I’d sue Fevola too if he passed around a photo of me like this. Never mind the nudity cos what else would she be in the shower. But hair and makeup disaster. That’s just unforgivable.
How did you snag that photo? The only one’s I’ve seen are pixelated.
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[...] Anyway the photo of Monaghan is not the point of this post. My point is why oh why do Gen Y need photographic evidence of every act that they commit. Why is it that one of them feels the need to photograph whatever it is, usually on a camera phone. Well derr. Of course the next step is that the idiot who has the photo will send it on to his mate. Top secret of course, but we all know that these things, like swine flu, have a way of spreading. Just ask Lara Bingle and Brendan Fevola. [...]